Bram

call me Edward the way i Drinker Cope

I genuinely need help. Something very bad happened last week after what I thought was me being financially secure. I'm very tired and I am very exhausted and I am applying to jobs nonstop. I feel great shame.

I'm meeting with my program director tomorrow. He's trying to help.

did u know 'buckeroo' comes from 'vaquero.' isnt that cool

For Tolkien, good is complex and evil pitiably simple.

larian please hire me

puppy wuppy....

Machine mystic

unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.

Can’t believe the knives are already out in the stores. The Ides of March gets more commercialized every year.

theyre letting me wield the giant hammer finally... theyre saying its so they can watch me get freaked out by the blood and gore but um um ill just look away if i need to!

Howdy, I'm Rachel!

I'm a film photographer, competition shooter and a dog on the internet + elsewhere. You can see some of my photo work here: www.borzoi.photography

Some things you should know:
🌑 - I love gay people
🌒 - I hate cops
🌓 - I hate fascists
🌔 - Under no pretext
🌕 - I love borzois

Lesbian Fujoshi save me

Oh no I'm single, by taken I meant possessed

If they don't cast a trans person to play Link in the movie it will be The Danish Girl all over again.

Do you think it's progress that we've gone from the racism factory to the hamburger mines being the primary source of employment in america?

Explaining humans to an alien
"They are very fond of liquids, especially milk and water. There are some rarer liquids that they have mixed opinions on, such as oil, or piss"

Reviving my list of which JoJos have had italian food

Jonathan: unknown, probably was going to try it once he got to America

Joseph: canonically yes

Jotaro: unknown, may have tried it at Tonios when he was in Morioh

Giorno: exclusively

Jolene: unknown, probably had pizza at a chain restaurant

It actually comes from a Nahuatl word meaning "haha look at these pale faces weirdos"

Cat girl with a fursona that isn't a cat

The real issue with the monty hall problem is that I'd be thrilled to receive a goat

My main movie take is that John wick should have been subtle urban fantasy

Having a squid plush is antisemitism? Opposing genocide is antisemitism? Explain why in clear details please

Many black and tans went on to become colonial police in Palestine

for every dog, a pair of sunglasses .

Medieval cook books are funny because they'll be like "take a capon and boyle it till it be enough. Season with a pound each of cinnamon and sugar. Rub the serving vessel with saffron. Serve it forth

Why do random academics keep following me?

Me: "What if I broke into your house and locked you in a closet and just lived in your house, occasionally coming into your closet and beating the shit out of you then locking the closet again"

My friends: "yeah that's a pretty good analogy for the Israeli Palestine thing
Me: "analogy for what?"