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Webcomic. Agents Cat Mulder and Dana Fluffy (and others) research potential cases for the Feline Bureau of Investigation. https://catfiles.threadless.com/ https://ko-fi.com/thecatfiles
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31.10.2025 20:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Here's an old Halloween episode I haven't posted on Bluesky before
31.10.2025 20:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Happy Halloween!
#HappyHalloween #Cats #TheCatFiles #TheXFiles #TheTruthIsOutThere
I set an alarm on my phone for feeding time (with a distinct alarm noise I don't usually use), and after a week my cats would leave me alone until they heard the song.
It does mean that you can hum/whistle the tune outside of feeding time otherwise the cats WILL expect extra food.
Rupert is trying to work out how to feel about the doormat we got today
20.04.2025 00:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0comic: Panel 1 is a file folder, indicating a 'Cat-File' for Valentine's Day. Panel 2 is a calendar showing Feb 14th, Valentines Day. Panel 3, a cat (Cat Mulder) looking determined captioned 'A day of discipline'. Panel 4, Mulder is biting a leaf of a bouquet of flowers, whilst getting an accusatory pointing finger, with the caption 'Often, there are flowers, but we're not allowed to eat them'. Panel 5, Mulder has an outstretched paw near the vase of flowers from panel 4, captioned 'flowers in tempting vases, which we're not allowed to push over'. Panel 6 shows a table with an elaborate spread, wine, candles etc. The top of a cat's head can be seen peering over to look at it all, captioned 'Food, with candlesdancing around it, but we'renot allowed to go near'. Panel 7, a cat is near an open box of chocolates, but there are two human hands upon the cat, holding them back. The caption reads 'there are chocolates, which we'retold are poisonous to us'. Panel 8 shows a close up of a hand picking up a heart-shaped chocolate from a box of other chocs, captioned 'our humans ingest the poison to protext us fro the temptation'. Panel 9 shows Mulder sleeping on his human's chest peacefully, captioned 'They are good humans'. Am I doing this right? I've not done alt-text for a comic before. I feel pressured to maybe add some extra funny things here too. Am I overthinking it? Am I blowing this?
Happy Valentine's Day!
14.02.2025 14:18 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watched βFlowβ last night and had 3 cats watching too
07.02.2025 21:56 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hereβs my boy Alfie, snoring
#caturday
Happy New Year!
01.01.2024 01:57 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Someone my Mum knows recently fed an outdoor cat, thinking it was a stray. The cat now does this until he gets food or treats
29.12.2024 00:15 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I used to cat sit a black cat that loved sitting in the sink too
25.12.2024 16:42 β π 71 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0George and Charlie
20.12.2024 04:49 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The dangers of Black Friday and Cyber Monday
#TheXFiles #xfiles
I make comics based on a cat version of The X-Files, and I have a kofi, thanks! ko-fi.com/thecatfiles
30.11.2024 01:56 β π 130 π 18 π¬ 0 π 3Happy Thanksgiving!
28.11.2024 13:40 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0If anyone uses Threadless.com, all the shirts are $12.50 at the moment, including any in the CatFiles store (catfiles.threadless.com)
27.11.2024 03:26 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Whenever I see someone with a username like GaryBob2936 I like to think that they started with GaryBob1 and just kept going till they found one that hadn't been taken
20.11.2024 13:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hi
16.11.2024 19:53 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This was mine
16.11.2024 19:46 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1I did a 'catified' version of this a while back
12.11.2024 14:32 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 2 π 2Big Buffy fan, one of my cats is called Rupert Giles, but my posts are all x files
09.11.2024 15:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Don't forget, the clocks went back last night for a lot of people in the US
#Cats #webcomic #TheCatFiles #TheXFiles #TheTruthIsOutThere
Another Halloween Cat-File, part 2
#Halloween #TheCatFiles #TheXFiles #Cats #Webcomic #TheTruthIsOutThere
Another Halloween Cat-File, part 1
#Halloween #TheCatFiles #TheXFiles #Cats #Webcomic #TheTruthIsOutThere