Meggie

a display at Winn-Dixie showing stacks of Edwards pecan pies and a sign that says BOGO BUY ONE GET ONE FREE and beneath that another sign that says EDWARDS PECAN PIE can be displayed at room temperature for 28 days

My "EDWARDS PECAN PIE can be displayed at room temperature for 28 days" sign has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my sign.

The return of extremely skeletal bodies for women as a norm is deeply concerning.

Being hungry all the time cooks your brain.

My GP moved to a new office and man the walls are thinnnnn. Listening to the man in the next room talk about how much wine he drinks.

That’s a bear

welcome to the club, wolves

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Johnny Knoxville, his new wife, John Waters, and a dog standing in front of a floral arch.

Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved

We lost one of my heroes today. Rest in peace and in power, Alice Wong.

"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.

WHAT.A.GAME!!!!!!

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Day to all who celebrate. Be sure to let all your screams out and then disappear.

A panel from Watchmen no. 4 drawn by Dave Gibbons. Script by Alan Moore.

Goodness me, I stayed up late reading and it’s already Partially Muscled Skeleton Screaming by the Perimeter Fence Day. Hope you’ve all been good this year!

very Oscar Isaac face: "somehow, vine has returned"

A screenshot of the album cover for Rosalía’s fourth studio album, LUX.

This album is the absolute highest form of art.

This is clearly bowser’s idealized image of himself as someone with abs rather than a fat belly, and it gives us a glimpse into how, in the mario galaxy universe, fat phobia exists. In this essay I will

Two human skeletons and a dog Skeleton 1: What's her name? Skeleton 2: Betty Skeleton 1: Betty you are the glue holding this world together It has been an honor to meet you... Skeleton 2: My name's Stev— Skeleton 1: I do not care STORMY GAILART

A favorite cartoonby Stormy Gail Art

God, I miss living in Oregon so much.

black and white cat looking sleepy

black and white cat looking alarmed

hi, can you do me a favor?

take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them

thank you, this is for science

here is my contribution

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

an angel in Wim Wenders' classic Wings of Desire asks what if the Atlanta Falcons are the disease, to be clear, I am fine doing this for low vision users (hi) but fucking despise giving context because to be honest I don't want everyone to get these jokes

A schematic of the multiple types of communication and weapons systems: laser guided munitions, GPS aided bombs, SATCOM jammer

The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book

I see Agent Skinner from the X-Files.

national eye institute illustration of a homemade pinhole projector for viewing a solar eclipse

watching the falcons

A waterfall and Fall colors

Multnomah Falls, Oregon

A blank and white cat sits on a weight bench next to two ten pound hand weights

She’s going to be the very best, like no one ever was!
#cats

Old Havana. 🐉