Kevin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Instead of a birth certificate we should be given a "youngest person on the planet award" and start things off as a winner 🏆

Even here in Scotland we call it the new Epstein Ballroom and we couldn't care less about the white house or whose in it.

Is this a comic relief sketch? Why are there children here pretending to be grown ups

Do one? Who the fuck do you think you are. Idiot? You're clearly amongst the dumb idiots allowing these scumbags to take over. You know nothing of me or my views so go fuck yourself you clown 🖕🏻and for the record, reform voters are the worst people so don't put me amongst them. Retard.

Maybe if the 5% could learn to live peacefully and not create crime and abuse the system! But they won't, they can't integrate, instead they create communities that divide us then they try change us. Get them all sent home if that's the case, they are not cultural enriching or doctors or engineers

Funny Americans, No Kings day with thousands of protesters taking to the street when they don't have any kings. I get the sentiment, that the fat orange make-up wearing rapist wants to be a king, but he isn't one. What's more unhinged is the response, a crown wearing DJT pilot 💩 bombing the voters.

Anyone else noticed the Carbon Allowance that's started appearing on ready meals and sandwiches now, it's becoming more like China with things like that. In a country that's so small like ours, this is an absolute farce.

Grab your copy today 🫴🏻

We can build a society free from poverty.
We can use our energy wealth to lower bills.
And we can transform lives across Scotland.

It’s time for independence. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Think I'll hold off and get a Scottish one. Though, how many arms does it take to make a coat!?

Oh Jesus Christ what's with this #BigBrother cast, some of them get offended at everything and then the wee posse of whining moaners all gather to talk about the situation and comfort each other.
Bunch of snowflakes

Who?

Laughing in the inside that the fat orange rapist didn't get the #Nobel Peace Prize this year, boo fucking hoo.
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RM leaves #Rangers with players we don't want/need and almost out Europe league, domestic league in tatters and a win percentage of 29% to date. Thankfully he's gone and we can move on from this awful chapter.
Who comes in though?

Mac Jones should be on 25-30 mil/year & so should Purdy, not Purdy on 55 with Mac on 4 when Mac is clearly the better pocket passer, yeah he's not a runner but that's not what he's here for. The difference in wages is too vast to keep both players long term and happy. The #Niners got it wrong early.

Hearing the #Rams had to play crowd noise cause there were so many #Niner fans at their stadium, 'tis rather amusing 😆

Storm #Amy has done more to stop the boats in the last 12 hours than the UK government has done in the last 12 months!
Funny because it's true.
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It was just a regular hailstone until the pope laid his hands upon it and cast an enlargement spell. Same one Jesus used with the bread and fish that day, allegedly. Wait till you see the size of the bottle of Jack...

To think it was a random question from a Scottish reporter to Trump when he was in Scotland recently with Starmer that kick-started this conversation again in our favour, Keir was more than happy to fly the British flag and reap the benefits

Good

Purdy shouldn't have played when he was recovering and then the more important game with the Rams shortly afterwards, would've made more sense to play Mac on Sunday. Shanahan should have pulled him at HT and tried to save the game, he was clearly in discomfort and the turnovers proved it.

Company linked to Michelle Mone ordered to repay government £122m over Covid PPE The company provided 25 million ‘faulty’ gowns that were not sterile during the pandemic

It's a start I suppose

It's not oval while he reigns, it's dick shaped, a small flacid dick shaped trumpy fart room.

Purdy isn't worth $55m per year deals! Please don't give him more money till he stops throwing INT, theres got to be some incentive to quit it and giving him wage rises isn't the way forward. It's like all the Niners had to do last night was just NOT throw the ball away and win but nooooo

We have a winner! UK’s 2025 tree of the year crowned It will now go on to represent the UK in the 2026 European Tree of the Year competition 🌳

Congratulations are in order to the tree of the year, meet Ash from #Glasgow...
www.glasgowworld.com/news/environ...

Imagine you're a bin man and know that there's 100,000 bins that need emptied, would you start celebrating after the first bin is emptied and release a video to remember the day, no, no you do not.
But, if you're the home office in control of deportations...

Afghans relocated to UK 'staged torture videos' and 'holiday in Afghanistan', ex-interpreter says "The only threat is unemployment," the source, who has direct knowledge of the government's relocation scheme, tells Sky News.

The only division that's being created is by the ones on Khans team, we've all had enough of the daily nonsense from the fakers in London and now the disease is spreading.
news.sky.com/story/afghan...

There's 4,000 asylum seeking homeless mostly men in #Glasgow and a further 1,050 from London & surrounding areas trying to relocate to Glasgow this is destroying the fabric of society and making it impossible for those on the lower rungs of the property market ladder are suffering. Enough is enough!

Dunno if this was the queue for Bonnie Blues bus or the number of angry fans leaving Ibrox at HT yesterday 😆
#rangers #whore #martinout

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Greg on speeder patrol 😂
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