Austin

I think we really should stop using antifa and just fully say anti-fascist and get them saying they are against anti fascism. Using antifa is giving them some distance and I genuinely think some of their base don’t even know that’s what it stands for.

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Jess and I have adopted the tradition of sending each other tik toks through the day and then watching them together at night and I do almost all the work so I started booing her when she doesn’t send me any.

Shoulda got out of a lot of them friendships faster tbh

I love stoner rock

You can try! 😂

It’s the same here in Utah too, like 4 false springs. We also got the heaviest snowfall of the year a week ago haha.

I finally deleted twitter, but wish all the friends would come over here for sure.

happy st patrick’s day friends!!

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New Adobe Photoshop survey is up, it sure would be a shame if it was flooded with artists leaving anti AI sentiment survey.adobe.com/jfe/form/SV_...

I’m barely surviving

This year is a 20 year anniversary tour for plans so you should keep an eye out!

We went to Portland last year and saw them play Transatlanticism all the way through and then Postal Service played Give Up. To make it that much better Jenny Lewis joined and sang her parts and played keyboard. Probably one of the best shows I’ve been to!!

We had everyone who wanted to go to death cab in Seattle try for tix and we still didn’t get them, then they added another date and it was easy.

results: don’t

Never

Not many things make my blood boil more than having to deal with xfinity customer service

eating a burrito!

Gonna start posting like everyone did in the early years of twitter

me: grabs my phone with bloody hand to dial 911

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Agree with both honestly

When you successfully reach the end of No Nut November:

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attention as of the latest update you can finally block dunderheads and jabbernows from a post, no more having to look at their dumb profiles

BEHOLD

Hey @ifycomedy.com show me your rat deck

If I were Drake, instead of legally testifying that Kendrick hurt my feelings, I would simply release a single good song.

It's simple: if the genre name ends in wave there are synths, if it ends in core there are guitars

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Troll your best friend with ITYSL references when he’s selling his car. @turbotimes.bsky.social