Audrey @audrocur - Bluesky Profile

Had my account locked for a few days on x.com and it was either because I followed the guy that shot the Israeli diplomats or because I joined a Palantir investment group and kept asking grok to rewrite the posts as Jar Jar Binks

23.05.2025 12:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Google ‘scorpion band controversy’ to find out more about these cool guys!

01.03.2025 06:36 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

John Deere shareholders: thank you for being the resistance against late stage capitalism!

27.02.2025 05:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’ve been a huge fan of both Jeff Bezos and the news for many years. Today I turn my back on both. Disappointed.

27.02.2025 05:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Learning about my American partners culture by ordering a traditional black friday meal from pizza hut

29.11.2024 10:07 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I saw a screenshot with these tags and found out its a feature of this site and anyone can make one, fun times ahead!

23.11.2024 06:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This drama plus finding out you can tag other users accounts with self made tags like ‘polyphobic’ and ‘fascist’ that show on all their posts with 0 way to remove them tells me this site might be the new frontier for online meltdowns and I can’t wait

22.11.2024 12:47 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Got an update from my hometown: guy who uploaded his dick pics in a facebook public album in 2008 has been arrested for stealing half a million dollars from his job at the post office to pay off his gambling debts

19.11.2024 11:38 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

22.05.2017 17:25 — 👍 6309 🔁 3445 💬 122 📌 523

He is.

18.11.2024 00:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am making Teddy watch voguing Bender to see if it awakens anything in him.

17.11.2024 11:02 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not here for any political reasons I just don’t want to use the everything app x.com because I keep seeing this yucky pic of Clint Eastwood

17.11.2024 08:01 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Hi!

17.11.2024 07:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What the deuce why are you here

16.11.2024 14:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Ohh hi. 41 year old vanilla guy, married, 1 child, 1 dog and a stressful job, soooo.. getting bald!

16.11.2024 12:10 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

16.11.2024 06:01 — 👍 2566 🔁 371 💬 133 📌 178

Oh well now twitter is down at least Threads still exists!

21.12.2023 06:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Back in my day we gave the kids who got hit hard with the puberty stick a fake drivers license made in Bali and a 20 dollar bill to get some vodka cruisers. That was our trick and treating!

31.10.2023 08:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s the type that tells trans women unprompted how much he loves sucking dick and wont ever quite understand why it doesn’t work

25.07.2023 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every preteen warped by Judy Hopps will turn into this guy but I believe the teens who awakened something by seeing the Jason Bateman fox will turn out to be like Shinzo Abe’s killer and enact a righteous act of vengence

17.07.2023 10:47 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just when I’d given up all hope…

14.07.2023 08:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Getting a text from him and waking up with a smile on your face ❤️

13.07.2023 21:45 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

#IJS

13.07.2023 10:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Microsoft added an entire vertical bing AI taskbar to edge by default, spotify uses stupid amounts of resources and you need a minimum of three different messaging apps to keep up with everyone unless you are gamer brained and only use discord. We are back baby!!!

10.07.2023 21:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0