alyssa

Poor guy wanted a plate so bad

Intergalactic but with the lyrics “another indictment” is this something

My tw*tt*r feed is literally 100% torture porn out of nowhere? Anyone else? Where do I go discuss the real housewives without nightmare inducing content now? Is there nowhere left for a gal like me?

I currently have Floral Green in our record player. Dan just saw a suggested post of someone putting a Floral Green record on, on the same record player, on the same shelf our record player is on. This is the beginning of our Dan and Alyssa Are Awful episode.

Taking notes for my eurotrip and my phone incorrectly autocorrected shawarma twice, each time to the name of a different VPR cast member

My dog is generally very mild and only barks when it’s warranted for the most part. Just discovered he REALLY hates when Lynyrd Skynyrd is being blasted from an old ass Ford.

The algorithm has been absolutely begging me to listen to this

In 2014, my colleagues and I argued social media (esp. Twitter) had become part of the critical infrastructure of disaster response. People were turning to Twitter during crises to share info about impacts and resources. Disaster responders were using social media for situational awareness…

Spent the night watching the boys put our new bed together.