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Hot take: Sports betting is categorically bad. There’s no upside to it.

white supremacy does not share the belief that intelligence is a prerequisite to power.

literally look around, lol.

the war on DEI is one part racism, and one part the bone-chilling realization that they were getting COOKED wherever an actual standard was being set.

Sleep with her too. Tf.

Radicalize her via feminist tactics, now even she hates him..

Draw four.

The word Y'all fulfills such a necessary function in the English language why is it only a southern USA thing? Y'all will "you guys" yourselves to death to avoid that easy monosyllabic word

God help me if I have an evening flight, I'm packing, shopping, and looking for activities that same day. Sometimes I get there and just start walking around downtown cause I didn't have time to plan anything. Somehow those turn out to be some of the best nights of my life so I keep doing it.

They say you'll be shocked to learn how many people are on coke and I've been shocked for 5 years straight. This lady was talking about how she had coke for the first time in decades last weekend. She's elderly bro lol like she's in shape and shit cause she's retired and works out every day 😭

The thing about cooking is if I sit down, I forget I was cooking 😔

Chicago keeping art alive:

You know a song has reached God tier when the artist abandons language and starts singing gibberish

Anyone can tell when I'm on my period because I turn into a unicorn. My period pimple (I've named him Kilimanjaro) pops up every month to say hi, front and center on my expansive East African forehead, like a warning symbol to those around me.

Get rid of Amazon prime and see how much less you spend on bullshit.

Make Love
Make money
Make memories
Make time for family

Bro it physically PAINS me to see women with gap teeth trying to close them 😭😭😭😭 if y'all could actually just fuck eurocentric beauty standards you'd see how much African culture celebrates your exact features. Gap teeth are like dimples, smile decorations for the face.

The jet thing is just lmfaooo. Do you know bad it has to be for an African to be shocked at political corruption?

I’m really enjoying this era of the Internet where I constantly have to worry about whether this video is AI, this post is a bot, this news is inaccurate, or this content is an ad 😀

Asap rocky is sooooooooo pretty dawg

I gotta do my taxes fr this time 😖

I feel like every 5-10 years there was the Big YA Book. First was Harry Potter, then it was twilight, then the hunger games then......???? What's this generations? Are the kids really not reading 😭😭

Idk what tf is going on in Florida this season but so many people are getting in the worst accidents imaginable. I saw a singular car upside down in the intersection. No other cars/poles/anything to put it in that position, niggas are just breaking the laws of physics.

East Asian's fashion is either sweats and a black hoodie, or literally the most amazing fit anyone has ever put together.

You know what I miss most in new music? Instrument solos. Remember those glorious 30 seconds of the instrumentalists going buckwild? That used to take a song from great to God tier.

Every song made about cocaine is an absolute banger like.... Can someone do a study on this

How do you guys read your books and they still look new? Are you actually keeping it open? Taking it with you? You can't convince me y'all are drinking even water anywhere near it.

Ghanaians were right. Eggs should go on everything. I like mine fried tho

Remember when samu-el Jackson won that Oscar but they announced him as Samuel L Jackson and everyone was like who tf

If your life is boring join a salsa class and go to all the extra curricular events and parties. I go and get spun and twirled around and by the time I make it to my car I'm high on life

#severance SPOILER
Imagine your entire life being a dentist appointment 😭 that's just so fucking cruel

Your screen time can't be 10 hours a day fam. You don't have to do anything productive, but do literally anything else.

Friendly reminder to change your car insurance if you've had it longer than a year. Doesn't matter which company, they will give you a lower your rate just to get your business.
I just went from $235/mo to $160