poser, fraud

F*g

important client called me at 6:30 am and I didn’t see the notification when I woke up and he sent no follow up emails so now I have to cold call help

yay i have a million things to do at work because i took yom kippur off :3 going to take an edible and ignore everything

but zionist barbie can sell more plastic i guess!

LMAO okay. keep in mind that Lorde released Melodrama and Taylor's next couple of albums were Reputation and Lover. Virgin next to Taylor's post-Eras stuff is 30 minutes of gold versus ten hours of white noise. none of that will matter for you because you're unable to think about music like an adult

the thing about taylor's diss track is, no matter how you slice it she's punching down. (setting aside she misunderstood sympathy is a knife) but you really expect me to side with a billionaire against a girl who just got her first grammy. be serious.

So like what is wrong with you? I’m not going to try to engage in good faith discussion when I know what you will respond to anything I bring up. You’re not here to discuss music, you’re here to act like a 13 year old kpop stan and it’s frankly embarrassing for you :)

LMAO do you really want to embarrass yourself like this? I would not come after Lorde when blandie has had musical diarrhea for years. Like… let’s compare responses to Charli: Lorde/Charli made an iconic moment and Taylor wrote an insufferable teenager’s screed on facebook

funny that antonoff produced so many career high albums (Melodrama/NFR/folklore) but enough time has passed to say — only taylor has been completely unable to follow up.

TLOAS

did you though?

everything is romantic is the charli song (because blondie couldnt think of a way to rephrase sympathy is a knife)

This cannot be real lmao she would be so stupid to start this beef bc all it’s going to do for her is streisland effect her into being Boring Barbie

oh they are definitely about to give miller a list of all the evil socialist jews to prosecute (it will just be a list of all jewish people). Happy Yom Kippur guys let’s all hope our names are written in the book of life!

someone posted that an edible and a toy is a great night for a bottom and I want to thank them bc I haven’t opened the apps for a week. but also blame them because my brain is fried

Watching bb12 and 🥹🥹 at brenchel omg. I didn’t realize it was Like That, That Fast. maybe I’ll redownload tinder

@dieworkwear.bsky.social sir i’m waiting for your takedown of this horrible suit sir

(he’s gained like 25 pounds in the past few months and it’s showing, right? or is the jacket undersized on purpose? the button is fighting for its life)

very scary how efficiently run efficiently run some millennial gay networking circles are. just scrolled through a gay microinfluencer’s following list and 👀 at the little economies of favor happening. see also: palm springs, private pool parties, afters, kickball leagues

tribal council set is a 100/10 this year omg. too bad probstbot is worse than ever #survivor49

Hope Kele doesn’t end up being the flop tribe this year. Thought it would be Hina because what do a project M player, gay nerd 2, and old white guy with dreads contribute to challenges but MC carried #survivor49

mute #survivor49 from me lol. Anyways I don’t like that canadian he’s evil

Anyways I have never ever seen a harsher first out edit than Jawan’s (haven’t gotten to the challenge yet lol). Unable to start fire and Savannah clocks it? Delusional about allies while everyone else narrates about how the game is about to start, kumbayah is temporary? scawy.

I’d root for Stephen but I’m mad he stole my origin story 🦻

catching up on survivor 49. Winner draft based on pregame press are Sophi, Rizzo, Savannah. idc if this is this is the biggest case of confirmation bias that has ever been confirmed but they’re the only ones that can speak. Also always Annie i love that portland diva

i just spent 20 minutes composing an single text to a boy about how Survivor works bc I want him to watch w me … going to ask my psychiatrist to euthanize me

he’s not from DC, he’s in NSW australia which is where the hospital on his lanyard in one of the photos is. also obvious catfish by the replies. it’s more likely that a real person is running the profile i think? anyways sorry i hyperfocused on this on accident

Let’s just be grateful that Morgan was able to stay against Rylie and Mickey went prejury

happy fat cat friday

ofc, that’s just good hospitality

“just like Hugh Jackman — closeted!” “I brought my Sutton Foster with me though…”

that was so fast, so cerebral, your mind