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Pdx musician, artist, author & booktuber, cuz why not do all the things๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ• https://linktr.ee/Royahellbender

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gold medal skippity paps

11.02.2026 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 803    ๐Ÿ” 239    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Going off of the โ€œwe can look through any ring cameraโ€ thing, Iโ€™m sorry but I donโ€™t think that can actually find very many lost pets. Humans couldnโ€™t tell the difference between my dog and other black dogs who looked nothing like him, so AI definitely canโ€™t.

11.02.2026 05:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t understand it either. My husband and I each make our own food unless weโ€™re making something together for a special occasion or something. It seems like thatโ€™s part of being an adult, or at least it should be.

11.02.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She should show him the receipts for the groceries vs the eating out, and heโ€™ll eat his words. Because Iโ€™m sure sheโ€™s actually paying more if sheโ€™s the one buying groceries for both of them and thatโ€™s most of their food vs once a week dining out.

11.02.2026 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That price is crazy. Itโ€™s insane that a company making robot girlfriends is able to put a price on how much an incel wants sex without the actual partnership.

10.02.2026 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s messed up! He should have given her a key anyway even if sheโ€™s just crashing there for a month while looking for a place. It doesnโ€™t matter how long someone is staying somewhere, not giving them a key is abusive.

10.02.2026 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He says she didnโ€™t stress how important it was? It was surgery! Thatโ€™s automatically a โ€œdrop everything and pick the person upโ€ situation!

10.02.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So this guy not only got it off the shelf for her, but also packed it into her backpack. Two counts of not asking OP before letting someone use or take something that was hers. At best, he has no respect for her stuff (from Japan no less! Itโ€™s not something she can just get another one of easily!)

10.02.2026 01:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope everyone in a similar situation sees this post & walks the eff out of those relationships.
Even if the bf didnโ€™t agree with his dad, it would be bad, because do you want to deal with that family forever? But it sounds like the bf needs to learn a lesson or find someone who wants to be a sahm.

09.02.2026 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But why? Heโ€™s a grown man and he counts on his girlfriend to make his food? And a lot of men do that? Why? It just doesnโ€™t make sense.

09.02.2026 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It really weirds me out how many of these couples in these posts have the chores fall to the woman. Isnโ€™t the man an (able-bodied) adult too? Why isnโ€™t he making his own food and doing his own laundry? My husband and I each do our own chores and it seems like thatโ€™s what most people should do.

08.02.2026 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He thinks taking the baby camping and leaving her at home is the same thing as her taking a trip and getting time off from baby duty? ๐Ÿคจ

08.02.2026 17:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is Caturday

07.02.2026 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How much does he think a pound is? Thatโ€™s unhinged. Peopleโ€™s bones and muscle can weigh a lot.

07.02.2026 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The friend I hung out with the most in college was really petite, and this echoes some of the stories she told me about guys who approached her on the bus. Why are men.

07.02.2026 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The thing that first and foremost makes me thing โ€œ๐Ÿšฉโ€ is that he never thinks of adoption. That sounds like a solution to โ€œmore kids without more pregnanciesโ€ but his not even thinking of that makes me think he wanted kids for the wrong reasons to begin with.

06.02.2026 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m collecting a friendโ€™s mail while heโ€™s out of town and Iโ€™ve seen 2 black & white cats around. In 10 years of this friend living in the same place, every cat Iโ€™ve ever seen there has been black & white.
Does his complex give discounts to people with black & white cats or something? ๐Ÿ˜น

05.02.2026 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s like saying โ€œhere, have a peanut butter sandwichโ€ to someone with a peanut allergy, and, when they say theyโ€™re allergic, saying โ€œwhatโ€™s that got to do with anything?โ€

05.02.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Threads has become where all the haters on Twitter go because they have no one left there to pick on.
I replied to a post about CAT TREES & some troll replied to me criticizing the fact that I started my sentence with โ€œhonestlyโ€, saying that that means what I say is BS. Um? Ok then? ๐Ÿคจ

05.02.2026 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From 7 years ago. Damn, but this bites today, as it was meant to, yes.

04.02.2026 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve never seen anyone eat veal, even if they eat meat, because โ€œitโ€™s sadโ€. What people donโ€™t realize is that milk production is what makes veal.
A cow only produces milk for the same reason any other animal does. So what happens to their babies? They die.
Donโ€™t consume dairy. Itโ€™s not worth it.

03.02.2026 15:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œThere are states that I won that show I didnโ€™t winโ€ well there were also states you lost that show you didnโ€™t lose!

03.02.2026 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes you have to say it out loud to appreciate how dire t all is:

The president just openly declared his plans to steal the midterm elections โ€” in an interview with the former number two person at the FBI.

02.02.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3344    ๐Ÿ” 1293    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

Iโ€™m so confused about what he thinks someone could do. Even if you ignore the fact that expecting your significant other to do the cooking is ๐Ÿคฎ and adults can make their own food, I donโ€™t even understand what answer heโ€™s looking for. Likeโ€ฆsneak up on him and force-feed him?

03.02.2026 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, if they were boys one could think that maybe he really was just wanting to hang out, but you canโ€™t seriously tell me he didnโ€™t know how inappropriate it would be to ask much younger women to hang out.

03.02.2026 05:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 370    ๐Ÿ” 277    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

I like that sheโ€™s not afraid of being impolite and isnโ€™t giving him the benefit of the doubt thinking he really didnโ€™t mean like asking her out. She knows itโ€™s super weird for a 32-year-old to even want to hang out with someone that much younger regardless of the reason.

02.02.2026 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That makes me think of all of the people who clone their animals as if missing the entire point that thatโ€™s a completely different animal and you canโ€™t clone a soul.

02.02.2026 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Assume at this point that any unsolicited marketing/representation pitch is a scam.

01.02.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 512    ๐Ÿ” 68    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

here's my entry!! #Comics4Liam

01.02.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7217    ๐Ÿ” 1903    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 54    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48

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