alexander koutzoukis

i almost tagged you when i saw this, i'm glad it gives you a chance to evangelize the series

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The officer who was struck by the sandwich is in stable condition. The assailant escaped on foot because the other officers simultaneously lunged at the sandwich on the ground, bumping heads and knocking each other out cold

i voted for the CRIME candidate early on but there have been many late entrants to the race

new switch sports resort plus fishing?!

All my friends should be made to live walking distance from me. I don't care if this massively upends their lives

better late than never and all that BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY you're taking big steps and putting in the work and that's a huge thing that not a lot of people can say they've ever committed to

Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something

A brown and white cat outside a store, above a sign which reads 'No beating guests'.

Something tells me this sign is not obeyed.

📸 好街坊寵物

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

01: A girl labeled 'Artists' is holding a drawing tablet and pen under her arm. She is wearing round glasses and a blue sweatshirt. She has messy dark-brown hair and a brown skin-tone. She says "We don't really wanna MAKE A.I. art." 02: A guy labeled 'Art Enjoyers' holds his hand out while speaking. She is wearing a purple and yellow hawaiian shirt with a floral pattern over a white t-shirt, and has red hair and a light skin-tone. He says "We don't really wanna SEE A.I. art." 03: Behind them both, there is a cute girl in a business suit with a pink tie. She is blushing a bit and has pink eyeshadow, and looks upset. Her messy shoulder-length hair is parted in the middle, and held by two hairclips: one that looks like a red arrow pointing down, and one that looks like a green arrow pointing up. She says "Um ... I-Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?" She is labeled 'Shareholders'. 04: She puffs up her cheeks and pouts, a tear is on the verge of falling from one of her eyes. 'Artist Enjoyers' Guy is now in front of her yelling "AH!! SHAREHOLDERS-CHAN!!" while 'Artists' Girl is in front of her yelling "WE'RE SORRY WE HURT YOU!!!!"

it's okay, i can't wait to see what this new era brings (and your tattoos can hold down the black and red vibes)

but who will i send all my redhead cosplay suggestions to

welcome to your 30s, sorry

you've still got it (as always)

Craziest thing that's ever happened to him on an island

Maybe 10 years ago: Technology is great and makes my life easier in many ways
Now (holding a big caveman club): We must destroy machine

i'm reading this as stardew valley trash talk

testing

Painting of Diogenes and Alexander. Alexander caption: "Please buy products and services or I will die" Diogenes caption: "No"

Another day participating in The Economy

damn that's some evasive corporate formula speak (which may or may not be preprogrammed)

photograph of a round cake covered in chocolate crunchies with ice cream cone horns, eyes, a wide pink smile, little arms and a belly indicating a friendly little monster guy

photograph of the actual cake through a carvel box, the guy looks fuuuuucked upppppp. he looks surprised and disgusted

it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.

i just got to that layer last night and was thinking to myself "is this the same joke in japanese or did localization have fun"

It's not though. We've just been capitalism pilled to think that the only way to get people to do stuff is with money. The whole point of the universal basic income pilots is that humans will actually do cool shit if theyre not terrified of being unable to eat, clothe and house themselves