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Born to be a bureaucrat, trying to be a writer, cursed to be a dweeb

79 Followers  |  39 Following  |  40 Posts  |  Joined: 20.11.2024  |  2.426

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Brought to you by cocaine

14.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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And tight video games.

04.02.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If we thought we could appeal to their humanity, saying "we're Vikings fans, we've been through enough already" would have been the first thing we tried.

24.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.01.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, this isn't a medical podcast?

18.12.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kathleen need brain for smart-making!

02.12.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm the premier Lands player in the format."

26.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's always great to have a new spot to climb!

15.11.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Literally any rat, but especially Pack Rat. Take your eyes off them for a moment and BAM there's 20 of them.

27.10.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That sentence could just end after it. He's focused on glazing so much he should have been a baker.

20.10.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now this is the kind of relatable content I'm here for

07.10.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now we get to play the "did they prepare this with the other meat" game. The only chain I've consistently seen care about this kind of cross-contamination is White Castle.

22.09.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paul Saunders rt if you agree

11.09.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 275    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4

You betcha

06.09.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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18.08.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The image says Sciel of approval, a pun on the seal of approval

16.08.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whee!

06.07.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day the film Canadian Bacon takes another step towards becoming reality. Thanks 2025!

29.06.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's called Wisconsin

17.06.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good news, what's your team name?

20.05.2025 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1-900-XX-BEANS

03.04.2025 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The rest of the #fightlikehell rally in St Paul. Great support from both postal unions and unions beyond our scope. We're all in this together.

#usps #nalc #minnesota

23.03.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Checking in from St Paul
#fightlikehell #usps #minnesota #nalc

23.03.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't get pulled into a toilet

04.03.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They really are the worst #1 seed in history

10.02.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thankfully I just hear it as Rainbow Road

10.02.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I forget, are there any snow plows in this set?

08.02.2025 18:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still trying to rack up those XP?

31.12.2024 05:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I loved it, but I think if Jacob had to deal with one more messy crit his head would explode.

31.12.2024 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In true Vikings fashion, a huge chunk of the fanbase is more worried about whether we should keep him or not rather than enjoying the season Darnold is putting together.

23.12.2024 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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