Sam Brown

I can’t believe he cried because it wasn’t Timmy. Darren I get, but Timmy?!? That’s worth being glum all day at most.

The Main Trail with Sam Brown Walkin' About · Episode

It’s another beautiful #WalkinWednesday ! Mosey along for a low-key hoedown with @sambrownwkuk.bsky.social as we cowpoke around Griffith Park’s long and winding main trail. open.spotify.com/episode/0MNg...

Wake up people, the Three Little Pigs is propaganda put forward by big brick!

I bet there were always this many plane crashes, it’s just we never talked about them.

Say what you will about Biden but at least then I felt OK about going to Target

Rage Against the Machine need to come out with a new album.

Inside me are two wolves… mostly because I’m having gay sex with two wolves.

There’s a George Bailey somewhere out there in the universe, and we’re just living in the hell scape that’s life if he (OR she) was never born.

It’s weird to say this but I honestly think the world would be a better place if UFC just went back to making sumo wrestlers fight kickboxers.

honestly let him focus on stupid shit that doesn’t fucking matter

It’s Dylan going electric all over again.

If Jimmy Carter just died then who’s the one that died in Texas. This is really important that I find out ASAP as I have been working on some elaborate videos on his assassination and this throws everything off.

Am I allowed to talk about boners on blue sky or should I just save it for the doctor?

I usually don’t like reboots but Aaron Sorkin should make a Sports Night reboot/continuation.

Wait… maybe I am smart?

Whitest Kids You Know DVD box set

Fuck yes! Early Xmas gift from the wife @sambrownwkuk.bsky.social @timmywkuk.bsky.social

It looked better when I wore it.

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Yes, Noah… oh I see you were making a joke about the COLOR brown. I’ll see myself out.

Clay Aiken is on my flight!!!!

You know… Bluesky shining at me or some shit.

I’m starting new sketch classes starting January 2025. Sign up today and save!!!
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Happy Thanksgiving you filthy animals.

The name Tyler Anderson popped in my head then I was like , let me give this some fun

I don’t, but it’s definitely silly

I thought of the best theme song for this platform.

Here’s a list of fun names I came up with while waiting for my coffee at the airport:

David Flurt
Carrey Barry
Wanda Borzenfein
Tilda
Cryler Anderton
Haddington Wentworth-Chazale
Terence Tarantula
Diet Dr. Pepper(this is a rap name)
Corey Taylor
Gravel Sockmarks

Just checking in. I posted a joke on Threads about getting kicked out of wicked, it’s doing pretty ok.

This had me really laughing today, and in case you were wondering, no it’s not real! The onion is a spoof news organization. Their little skit articles are lol. (Btw I’m trying out my new brand, a mom on Facebook)

If my wife ever woke me up like that I’d be all “What’d I do this time?” #yesdear