Allison Fingerett

Today I made an “in line” friend. Kindred spirits for a moment in time, with a clear beginning and end.

YouTube video by TateMcRaeVEVO Tate McRae - Revolving door (Official Video)

I just learned about Tate McRae and I’ve watched this video no less than 10 times:

Therapist: What's something you love doing?

Me: Sharing my writing with others

Therapist: And your greatest fear?

Me: Sharing my writing with others

@bentleyliz.bsky.social very curious to hear your thoughts on all of it, from the Ms. Whitman video to Landon Barker disassociating to The Fray in his bathroom every night.

If anyone who watched “Meet the Barkers” when it originally aired would like to discuss the Alabama Barker x Bhad Bhabie feud, I’m ready and waiting.

Meanwhile on Facebook Marketplace

Behind every successful person is a crippling sense of needless anxiety that almost foiled them.

Every time I start to chase my dreams, I recoil in horror when the stars start to align.

Got my digital library card in 2 minutes flat. If this is also on your to do list, I highly recommend it. Increase online library traffic!

The Hennepin County Library provides free access to LinkedIn Learning, among a million other things!

We are all historians

This lamp on Facebook Marketplace is intentionally carved in the shape of a dick, right?

In honor of SNL50, I’m reminded that Al Franken once wrote my mom’s name into a sketch, which was then quoted in a Rolling Stone piece about Bill Murray in 1978✨

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Forever and ever, aachem

It can sometimes be as easy as making a different choice!

This is so Mr. Burns coded

Holy shit, just realized I’m NOT a Luddite!

Mentally, I’m there*

*Making out with The Dare on stage at The Grammys

(Probably worth mentioning that I am well medicated)

I really like my brain. I got a good one and I’m grateful.

We only saw her once. She was very effective.

Should I match with the couples therapist who witnessed a traumatic breakup of mine years ago?

It’s called the “Crypto.com” arena? That’s so dark.

How does this kind of content do on this platform?

PANEL 1: A pig in an empty green space. PIG: "Last night I dreamed I was one of the main gang on Seinfeld. It was Jerry and Elaine and George and Kramer and lil' ol' me." PANEL 2: The pig is sitting (in color) in the iconic Monk's Cafe from the television show Seinfeld alongside the show's characters (in lineart only). PIG (v.o.): "They even had an extra chair at the iconic diner booth for me now." PANEL 3: George close up. PIG (v.o.): "And they came to me with their/our suicide pact --" GEORGE: "A *real* pact -- not one of those that *some people* always wriggle out of!" PANEL 4: Jerry putting his arms up in surrender. PIG (v.o.): "The 90s will never come back, they said. They said the acid of their observational irony had eaten away everything of value: love, friendship, sex, community, essential government services..." JERRY: Alright, alright--*no wriggling*!" PANEL 5: Kramer gently patting the pig's arm. PIG (v.o.): "All that remained was to diminish and go into the west." KRAMER: "Let's all slide through this last door together. I'm too weak to go alone."

the pact

The bond between man and machine 💞

I love when my phone gets really hot, like it’s telling me to walk away

My final TikTok was incredibly fitting.

a close up of a person 's face in the clouds ALT: a close up of a person 's face in the clouds

Me on TikTok tonight trying to metabolize the emotional whiplash of political propaganda and our rapid descent into tyranny:

Everything about the Las Vegas Sphere terrifies me to my core.