Ashley Feinberg

i fear no one comes out of this unsullied

absolutely sick to my stomach over the fact that i just typed telos dot news into my browser

tfw you're waiting for the bullet theoretical to become the bullet possible

There are no words for how evil this is

asldkfjs zohran coming off the top with a eugene debs quote rocks so hard

my face legitimately hurts from smiling so much, mayor mamdani already causing problems

cuomo watch party's background music captions pleading his entire case one last time

We did it for you Dick Cheney

this man was a senior campaign reporter at the time of this tweet

never forget

if someone drops a picture of a big book that just says "history" on it, i swear to god

in the mood for a good scary book, like scariest book you've ever read scary, who's got something for me

haven't seen moves like this since ted cruz was running for president

SCOOP: Mamdani did something even we are forced to concede wasn't what it we are also making it sound like, to no tangible gain, for a college he didn't go to, 15 years ago. Our anonymous source is political activist Adolf Hitler

I'm in touch with a source in Cuomo's camp. They're all screaming and turning back into rats. Not looking good so far

on top of just being purely blissfully happy there's the incredible spite bonus that every soulless little ghoul who decided to pretend they hadn't ever denounced cuomo is getting absolutely nothing in return

israel is now at war with four separate countries

watching this over and over for the next 24 hours just to feel something

Begging the sergeant for another post so I don’t have to guard the donut shop and get relentlessly bullied by protesters

what's crazier is they know people are looking and they don't care

That officer took deliberate aim at this journalist and shot her. There's nobody standing near her.

alright this has gone too far—there is simply no excuse for making Gavin Newsom sound cool as hell

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

forcing JD Vance into the middle of this against his will is such an incredible bonus

This is still Trump's best Elon work but I have high hopes for the next 24 hours

Image of an Alex Jones tweet reading "god help us all"

lmao

emma i swear to god i'm gonna cancel every single one of your government contracts

no way elon invokes epstein if he's not genuinely just losing his mind