LazyWriter

Tito’s kind of night

welcome to spooky season friends! 🎃👻💀🦇

Found out I have a hernia so I’ve decided to retire and watch spooky movies all month lol

Thirst traps on Bluesky seem so…Outta place lol.

bus pass bedazzled to say "passenger princess"

[doing the hot needle blood test on everyone I know after seeing The Thing] am I watching things on television that are different from what’s happening?

To be fair he was reverse graped 🤭

a man in a black shirt is sitting on a couch and talking to someone . ALT: a man in a black shirt is sitting on a couch and talking to someone .

the way i still got 6 wrong

YouTube video by FunkySaturn I SUMMON POT OF GREED!! Vr Chat

😂😂😂 dying

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a person is playing a video game while holding a gun in front of a screen that says check my opponent . ALT: a person is playing a video game while holding a gun in front of a screen that says check my opponent .

It’s a Yu-Gi-Oh joke about a guy who keeps summoning the card -Pot of Greed - and the other kids are saying he doesn’t know how to play. Highly recommend checking out the YouTube video because it’s hilarious.

Giggles GIF ALT: Giggles GIF

I guess you could say it’s just one battle after another

I try to pick battles that matter, otherwise he'll just hide mistakes from me until they become fiascos.

My mom would’ve whooped my ass 🤣. You’re a good mom.

But did you summon Pot of Greed 🤭

Don’t blame her one bit lol

Always excited to find a Bong Joon Ho movie I’ve never heard of lol. The Host was incredibly bold.

imma write a book about philosophy & call it “I Kant. Even” or “I Used to Get High. Marx” or “For Hume. The Bell Tolls” or “Bacon & Eggs-istentialism” or “I Feel Like Thoreau-ing Up” or

Rewatched One Battle After Another and it was fabulous.

Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower

Grizzled Band-Aid Weathers Third Shower

Managed to quit vaping and weed this year. Dialed back my alcohol consumption. What the hell is wrong with me?????

The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

One Battle After Another

A Disheveled Man Loses His Home, Meets A Series Of Eccentric Characters, And Goes On A Wacky But Increasingly Grim Adventure In His Bathrobe

HBO Max’s Superhero Show Just Went Where Apple, Apparently, Dares Not The Savant got yanked by Apple post–Charlie Kirk. Luckily, Warner Bros. didn’t feel the same trepidation with Peacemaker.

Apple: in these delicate times we have chosen to delay the release of our TV show about white nationalist extremists

HBO Max: hold my comic-book parallel universe

"she suddenly, and without notice, vanished"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Another late night painting sesh

You’re gonna love it

Text Message • SMS Today 3:25 PM I'll be waiting for you at the entrance to the cafe next to the Children's Hospital. Abort. I'm being followed Dispose of the package and initiate backup plan charley bravo delta Sorry! Sent to the wrong contact. Hey! Are you still there? You need to cut off all contact and destroy your phone They are probably reading this right now Proceed to your designated safe house Tell no one

Sometimes I have fun

I started drawing six weeks ago, practicing a little every day. I'm not that good but I enjoy doing it. Here are some of my recent drawings

It’s lowkey a banger.

😂 that’s so real