Tucker Cawley

Join ICE today!! 🤡🎯

Reading all this in a Gollum voice.

It’s a great record. One of a kind.

This is like the opposite of when chocolate and peanut butter partnered.

I was gonna say did Pete’s mom write this headline, but then I remembered she also thinks he’s a bad person.

Congrats! You deserve it. Good luck finding material to satirize though.

Even hearing “Will The Wolf Survive” as a dopey teenager, when lyrics meant next to nothing to me, this song felt haunted and important. I came for the guitar, stayed for everything else.

Hey, let’s all stop posting gross AI slop of dead celebrities - or of anyone - here on Bluesky. Even if you’re dunking on it, it’s still a bummer to see.

Great interview. Thanks!

It's my birthday too!
Please do what Tilly asks.

Trump: In Vietnam we got politically correct.

Have a “good” week, everybody!

She’s still out here ✌️

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

Love you. Stay safe. Fuck ICE.

So maddening. I actually just said “fuck you” to the drawing of the writer. No response.

I’m sorry you had to go through that. So scary. But thank you for posting about it, as well as being there in the first place!

This is a lovely joke.

And the framing. What’s happening back there?!

"Fuck ICE" is a patriotic sentiment. Perhaps the most patriotic in this moment.

American Horror Story: America

Really hope you like it. It's not the best Wes Anderson movie, but it is definitely the least "WES ANDERSON" of his movies.

Jesus has tats?

They get to play army, but without any, you know, actual danger or even enemy. 10-year-old Tucker would have loved this!

I’d have more understanding for someone who gave it one star - horror isn’t their thing - than three. There is no middle ground here.

Not to mention the dread of BEFORE

The Thanksgiving dinner scene with you playing the various assholes sitting around the table would be a tour de force

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, seriously, please stop fooling me, life is so hard.

American Horror Story: America

Thanks for writing this.