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Mom of twins, Jeeper, a blue dot in FL, and trying to make the best of what this timeline handed us. Tweets (or whatever these are now) are my own. Please no DMs.

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Are these the fatties Gel Head was talking about? Or is this a fatties weight loss boot camp? โ›บ๏ธ

08.10.2025 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I think Greta is right but I don't like how single-minded and rigid she is"

Just say you hate autistic people and go.

07.10.2025 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 485    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

You can joke about Pam Bondiโ€™s ridiculous unprofessionalism all you want, but Iโ€™m deeply shocked by it: She acts as if she fears absolutely no consequences, convinced that there will be no more political power transfers. โ€” This should shake everyone to their core.

07.10.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23423    ๐Ÿ” 6577    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1897    ๐Ÿ“Œ 541

They're distancing themselves because they know their names will practically be mud in ten years.

06.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 344    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

You voted for all of this morons. Please go and fuck the hell off.

06.10.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what if I told you that taking accountability for your actions was traditionally considered a load-bearing feature of masculinity?

06.10.2025 20:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7531    ๐Ÿ” 1483    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 158    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42
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AOC: "Stephen Miller is a CLOWN. He looks like he's 4โ€™10โ€. He looks like he's angry about the fact that he's 4โ€™10โ€. He's taking that anger out at any other population possible. Like, LAUGH AT THEM. Laugh at them."

06.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4230    ๐Ÿ” 1550    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 267    ๐Ÿ“Œ 122
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"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

06.10.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11545    ๐Ÿ” 3471    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 494    ๐Ÿ“Œ 182
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Publisher latest prominent Russian to fall to death from window Vyacheslav Leontyev, 87, the secretive head of the Pravda publishing house was found dead outside his home in western Moscow

Window cancer seems to have no cure .

www.the-express.com/news/world-n...

06.10.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 239    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Same.

#AlsoTiredOfWaitingForTheEPSTEIN_Files

06.10.2025 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41323    ๐Ÿ” 9767    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1870    ๐Ÿ“Œ 827
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From the front lines of the Portland War Zone.

06.10.2025 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18122    ๐Ÿ” 4069    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 716    ๐Ÿ“Œ 259

Itโ€™s important to flood social media and news channels with news about how ICE lies, so that potential jurors see it.

06.10.2025 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13314    ๐Ÿ” 5865    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 167    ๐Ÿ“Œ 104
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First they ignore you.
Then they laugh at you. Then they insult you.
Then they fight you.
Then you win. - Gandhi
#cndpoli #UCP #albertateachers #WeAreATA #abed #abpoli #ableg

05.10.2025 22:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1158    ๐Ÿ” 324    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Sounds like Republicans ought to get all the Republicans who form the Republican majorities in the Republican-led House and the Republican-led Senate together to pass the budget that Republicans wrote with the Republican White House and that Republicans now insist absolutely must be passed.

06.10.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5557    ๐Ÿ” 1616    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 114    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

I think we are well past the point where future historians look at us and say that civil war could not be averted.

06.10.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2867    ๐Ÿ” 364    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 42

Taylor Swift thinking of euphemisms for Travis Kelce:

03.10.2025 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 203    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œdid you girlboss too close to the sunโ€ is a real line from a brand new taylor swift song i just donโ€™t believe it lmfao

03.10.2025 13:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4358    ๐Ÿ” 344    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 89

no one cares if you hate taylor swift btw

04.10.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 223    ๐Ÿ” 58    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Look

I'm not shitting on Taylor Swift

but

'his love was the key that opened my thighs'

is so goddamned cringe.

06.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 432    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
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The new Taylor Swift album sounds exactly like this (from a reddit post)

04.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 335    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19
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this is what taylor swift did with her new album from my understanding

05.10.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 211    ๐Ÿ” 42    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

bsky.app/profile/badi...

06.10.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I saw someone say she makes music for ICE wives ๐Ÿ˜‚

06.10.2025 17:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sjsjsjkskskskks, I saw another one that said she had to write this album at Travis' reading level, and I โ€”

06.10.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone on TikTok said Taylor Swift has contracted โ€œsexually transmitted CTEโ€ and Iโ€”

06.10.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 541    ๐Ÿ” 57    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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taylor swift put out ai generated videos and has been being called out by her own fans for it and twitter is currently not letting you search โ€œtaylor swift aiโ€ lmfao

06.10.2025 06:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2625    ๐Ÿ” 227    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album

Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album

Travis Kelce Gets Cold Feet After Listening To New Taylor Swift Album https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-gets-cold-feet-after-listening-to-new-taylor-swift-album/

06.10.2025 19:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1583    ๐Ÿ” 130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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NO FARMER BAILOUT

Farmers keep voting for their own destruction & my tax dollars shouldnโ€™t be used to fund it. Trumpโ€™s expected to announce a new bailout. He wrecked them w/tariffs, then acts like a hero by bailing them out w/our money.

Theyโ€™ll cash the check, then vote to burn it all down again.

06.10.2025 13:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2639    ๐Ÿ” 999    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 242    ๐Ÿ“Œ 66
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Yes, very weird. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

06.10.2025 11:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16825    ๐Ÿ” 7042    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 327    ๐Ÿ“Œ 219

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