Paul Wiley

A high armhole? You mean like Elon Musk?

I got a boom! (That's what we call getting it in two in my family)
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I figure they are probably going alphabetically, so it's liable to be a while

Dang. I didn't get raptured, so I guess I have to go to work

I laughed more at this than I should have

National Chocolate Milkshake Day Simple, sweet, and delectable, chocolate milkshakes are one of the best treats of all time.

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Happy National Chocolate Milkshake Day to all who celebrate

Backs really are poorly designed. If you sleep wrong or do any one thing for a couple of hours, the next day is toast.

Yes-- it is an insult to quacks

Um um um...I want to say "hoist by his own petard" but I do not remember.

I always wished for just one more album from Supertramp. "Even In The Quietest Moments," "Crime Of The Century," and "Breakfast In America" were absolute perfection.

I threw up a little bit of my soul into my mouth just listening to that

I am so ordering jörts

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Just putting this out there

Trump drops ceasefire demand for Ukraine war after summit with Putin - The Washington Post
So. Much. Winning.

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It's National Middle Child Day, not that anyone cares

JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip Exclusive: Incident raises questions of exploitation of public services, but Secret Service says it was requested for ‘safe navigation’

I thought we agreed that there should be no more kings.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025... JD Vance’s team had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip | JD Vance | The Guardian

I don't know who needs to hear this, but we are only twenty days away from Pumpkin Spice Latte Season.

With all the misogyny, fake people, and lying in AI, we need to come up some kind Voight-Kampff-Turing-Bechdel test

Of course, it might have been the vodka, blackberry brandy, and 7-Up talking. We were going to various establishments around that time and ordering "Chandeliers," a drink name that we had just made up. This would have been at The Chance in Poughkeepsie circa 1984. Still gobsmacked, though.

I didn't know it turned to color until I was about 20 or so, because we had only had b&w TVs growing up. It was playing in the background at a bar and I happened to catch the transition to color. I was gobsmacked.

Or the Words of Power said superhero utters to summon their special abilities.

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DOJ official expects to meet with Jeffrey Epstein procurer Ghislaine Maxwell soon The Trump administration faces criticism for withholding investigative files about serial sexual abuser Jeffrey Epstein and his procurer Ghislaine Maxwell.

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What are the odds that she makes it through this meeting?

With enough vodka, anything is possible

You monster-- wait, I would totally eat that

So, they are gone, and good riddance to them.

Andy Byron: US tech CEO resigns after Coldplay concert embrace goes viral The company said their leader had not set the standard and accountability they expected of employees.

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Hopefully, he can get some help from HR

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He got arrested? I guess he didn't see that coming.

Trump diagnosed with chronic venous insufficiency following leg swelling - CNN
It's probably the bone spurs

So God just decided to save Trump and instead kill that poor guy behind him? Ouch.