Happy New Year 🎊

"Can you perform under pressure?"

No, but I can sing shake it off

Doodle of Naked Snake from MGS3 peepin’ out from a bush.

me when I see a tasty morsel on the ground

chiikawa big shell incident #mgs2

What if I quit my job to focus on soup. Just making soup and eating it

snake notices his camo index dropping, so he starts taking off his clothes and digging through a bag for a different camo sent which he starts to put on meanwhile guards look on: “uhhhhhhh” “should we do something?”

a guard radios in: “hey there’s some weird guy out here taking off his cloth-“ snake finishes changing into brown camo and lies on the ground guard: “uhh scratch that it’s just a pile of dirt”

happy 20th mgs3 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡

idk bro but sounds like you need to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches

Rebuilding my algorithm on here brick by brick

metal ham solid! #mgs

welcome to big shell!! ⭐️
#mgs2

Devastated you can’t save a post to draft on here, where else am i going to write down my jokes