Agate Goblin

Holiday Cards Get a card from me, your friendly neighborhood goblin!

I'm opening my holiday card requests extra early this year. October disappeared into a time void so I'm guessing November is gonna fly too.

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Just popping back up to say how much I continue to hate Rob Sand.

Photo of the three vampires from “sinners” trying to get invited into the juke joint where a party is happening

“we heard tale of expanding the tent”

Man, fuck that guy.

A screenshot of a FB messenger comment that reads "Apologies if our garage smells even weirder than usual, I'm dehydrating patchouli out there lol" with a laugh react from my neighbor

The experience of having me as a neighbor.

A B. hamorii (Mexican Red Knee) tarantula facing the camera while standing on a white rock.

My B. hamorii, HamHam, is being really photogenic today. Look at that little face.

I don't trust any man who never smiles in photos.

Obvious pass for those with dental issues, this is about dudes who intentionally scowl or make tough-guy faces in photos.

A brown wicker basket full of golden oyster mushrooms, black raspberries, gooseberries, and smilax tips.

Everything is bad everywhere, so please enjoy this warm sunny photo of a goblin dinner.

A brown wicker basket filled with fresh herbs.

A white person's hand holding three large chilaca peppers.

I love summer.

Baby American toad on a yellow disc golf disc

LOOK AT THIS BABY TOAD 😍

Three young peaches on a branch.

If the deer eat these this year I'm going to start my villain arc.

With 8 legs they can get off some great power shots

My brain has no room for anything other than tarantulas and disc golf right now.

I'm really happy with it this year. Think I've finally figured out raised beds.

Raised garden beds full of vegetables

Really pissed I'm gonna have to re-register as a Democrat just to vote against him. 😤

The transphobic bit is a little after 7 minutes in.

Interview with Rob Sand | NEWSRADIO 1040 WHO | Simon Conway Simon Conway's interview with Rob Sand during Tuesday's first hour.

Took Rob Sand all of two minutes running for governor to throw trans kids under the bus.

Rob Sand fucking sucks, my dudes.

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She can't have dogs 😭

A tweet that says "this cake evokes strong feelings from me. You wouldn't get it..." above a picture of a very retro Halloween sheet cake

If I could eat a 1990s Halloween sheet cake that looked like that it would fix me...

812 Story Street in Boone. Homemade by Mama craft boutique.

Thank you!

Display of art pieces in a black wicker shelf

A table with art, earrings, and business cards.

My art is in a store now!

I planted in the rain to take advantage of free water, but now I have icy cold butt cheeks.

Not worth it.

Calling it now: Dems are gonna run Buttigieg with Liz Cheney as his VP for a "Make America Bipartisan Again" ticket.

It is really bothering me (understatement) that the message is “bring back that one innocent guy” and not “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE OPERATION IMMEDIATELY.”

Would 100% disappoint Tolkien and give in to despair and light myself on fire in Rath Dínen today.

We're so cooked.

Thank you!

I didn't realize that robins have little feather shorts. Life is better for knowing this important fact.

Dow jones down 1900 for year

S&P down 840 this month. Now 875 since I took screenshot one minute ago

Good news. The American empire is falling. Bad news. I’m an American