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@borttneygorbson.bsky.social

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69 Followers  |  75 Following  |  221 Posts  |  Joined: 16.01.2025  |  1.7188

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I’m pretty sure I’ve owned these exact boots.

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The "Oasis" Music Video - From "Who Killed Amanda Palmer"
YouTube video by Amanda Palmer The "Oasis" Music Video - From "Who Killed Amanda Palmer"
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Please stop. I can only get so erect.

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Crazy & Dialed-In Rangy Screams!! Vocal ANALYSIS Electric Callboy ELEVATOR OPERATOR
YouTube video by Chris Liepe Crazy & Dialed-In Rangy Screams!! Vocal ANALYSIS Electric Callboy ELEVATOR OPERATOR

My current hyperfixation.

22.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tired of “I never know what to do with my hands” How about trying “I don’t know what to do with my face!”

21.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Know Your Rights | Encountering Law Enforcement and Military Troops | ACLU No matter what uniform they wear, federal agents and military troops are bound by the Constitution, including our rights to peaceful assembly and due process.

You have rights when encountering military troops in your city, no matter what.

20.10.2025 22:34 — 👍 201    🔁 66    💬 4    📌 2
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

20.10.2025 17:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I swear to god if I were not afraid of surgery I would be lopping my boobs off left and right.

18.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Have you tried turning it off and on again?” can work on your car too.

17.10.2025 16:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All I want is to get a job as an animal law attorney, but I’m starting to think I have a better chance at becoming a football playing millionaire in space.

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I feel like such a curmudgeon for saying this but…..what happened to documentaries? I blame aliens.

13.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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And people tell me the libs have no knack for messaging.

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I absolutely hate acrylic paint. I cannot successfully do alla prima with it.

03.10.2025 19:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I….did not consider sitting.

02.10.2025 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bob Ross Remixed | Happy Little Clouds | PBS Digital Studios
YouTube video by PBS Voices Bob Ross Remixed | Happy Little Clouds | PBS Digital Studios

May Bob Ross bless me.

01.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Back from the craft store with more EVA foam, better contact glue, and a fiery determination to make this work.

30.09.2025 23:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My adventures into EVA foam are not going well.

30.09.2025 19:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Bring out yer dead! 🔔

18.09.2025 08:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What it sounds like to sneeze with a fractured rib: ACHOooOW!

15.09.2025 08:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Achievement unlocked: eat a macaroon in Paris.

14.09.2025 13:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I successfully spoke enough French to make a French person think I spoke French which was a terrible mistake because they started speaking French and je ne comprends pas.

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If I ever die or go missing in a manner that is reported on the news, please use the dumbest possible photo of me. ❤️

11.09.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I forgot to pack my trebuchet. 😩

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Tourists for scale.

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Monk or Palpatine?

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