Michael

We were 🤏 close to having this fucking fraudster owning our club and we would likely not exist now if so....fuck Moshiri, fuck Kenwright and fuck everybody who had any inkling to deal with these gobshites.

Lump on that Hwang to score he fucking lives a goal against us

Whole team having a mare here....every one of them has crumbled under the weight of the fixture. KDH, Gana, Beto particularly bad....Grealish nowhere to be seen....be lucky to get away with 3-0 here. Need to pull their thongs out their arses.

UP THE FUCKING BOSS TOFFEES!

"Swashsticker" 🤣

Every time i read this i find a new made up word or phrase.

"Propergander" 🤣🤣🤣 says the far right goose stepping gander of geese.

What a bunch of fucking morons they are

Well, well, well

Woooaahhh hes magic! You knooooowww! Give us a goal, Merlin Rohl!

When your team lose their heads
Just play battleships instead
Thats Amorim
(Thaaaats Amorim)

€55m in add ons? Fuck me!

Love that team....youngsters, experience and new palyers....up the fucking toffees...

Lets all laugh at Tottenham and Man Utd for a second

I agree mate. That would be some statement of intent and major commitment following the others....

Wow i never would have thiught those wages for Delap but the competition was fierce, as it would be for Mainoo...i'd be happy at 120k as long as transfer fee was around 40-50 mark. But its not my money....sign him up!

Seen somewhere (could be true or massive lie) he wants 180k week....far too much...id be in the 80-90 bracket initially with sone incentives based on performances....thst being said, he is already an England international so will be plenty of suitors at 45 million....tough deal to do i think.

"So come on, come on and get down to Bramley Moore Dock.....woooooooo! EEEEEVERTON!"

ON MY WAY! UP THE FUCKING TOFFEES! 💙💙💙

Just Man City things, first led with the knee to the chest then a foot to the stomach and then a handball 🤯

@AzengaMoses

How is this not a red card

Nathan Ake would be welcome into our squad no doubt as the more the merrier atm but its a red herring to me...club is fishing...

Niclas Alexandersdaughter

I dont care if Moyes is sending a message, that team selection was fucking neglegent. Not naming a newly signed LB on the bench when we have no others is disgusting. And those tactics playing backwards football...that was like watching lrime Dyche-ball.

Tarks knew what he was doing there. We'd want that decision down the other end, no doubt.
But once again they shoot themselves in the foot.
Backwards football and Alcaraz slipping. Awful ball retention all night.

Playing it back to the fucking keeper and then arsing about with it......embarassing

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

Sheet of wood Mac
Magnesium Zeppelin
The Stationary Stones
Overcast and Cher
Reasonable straits
The Oggy Shore Boys

Jack Grealish has signed for Everton on a season long loan from Manchester City!

Why is there an instant reaction to a potential signing of "where will he play though?" as if there is a duty to outline your the plan for fitting the player in...a bigger squad means competition...if we bring in someone like Luiz, its Moyes job to manage that and Alcaraz job to fight for his place!

Only just found out we've been living abar 200 yards from an establishment housing asylum seekers for over a year. How on earth have I missed all the murders , muggings and kidnapping local women that allegedly goes on?

@efcfansforum.bsky.social are you aware of this?

Easy now, moneybags.