Serious Professional

Gonna count this towards my “fat cops with big guns” collection

The tomb was designated the “Tomb of Cerberus” after the incredible mural of Hercules fighting the three-headed dog that guarded the underworld.

October 5: Apologies for the bad news, but today is one of the 3 unluckiest days of the year in the Roman calendar. Definitely let people know that the underworld opens up to the living today (mundus patet) and so you just can’t leave your house, especially to sail (also on August 24 & November 8).

It's always wonderful to talk to @demilardner.bsky.social about Ms. Pac-Man's beautiful body 💅

Omar Hayek

MSF Says Israeli Strike Killed 14th Medical Charity Member In Gaza

"Omar was a quiet man of profound kindness and utter professionalism," the charity said, adding that he had dedicated "his life to restoring strength and dignity to thousands of patients".

www.barrons.com/news/msf-say...

this is our cracker barrel moment

Tigers vs Mariners??? What is this, The Life of Pi?

*members of the audience rush the stage and fight over who gets to suck me off*

The Moroccan gen z color revolution looks fun

govmint gone

She’s already writing his jokes

Anyway I just applied to the freedom flotilla so if I get called up I’ll have to practice shitting small just in case

MBS doing a meter-long line of coke then sending a slave to demand he “do Rick James”

Chappelle immediately obliges

That’s beautiful

I’m watching the tiny sailboats in the Sumud Flotilla and stressing out about how mortifying it would be to take a massive shit that jams up the delicate sailboat septic system. Like, what if that held back the whole flotilla by a day? Could you live with yourself?

Big dumb doofus voice:

"Tilly Norwood, an AI-generated avatar, is being compared by its creators to A-list human actors. SAG-AFTRA and others are pushing back."

I'm you. That's how you sound.

“The floatilla is white saviorism that reveals the participants’ problematic privilege”

Like that?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *slaps desk*

How many?

At least he’s extremely funny

Angel Martínez fouls one back into the camera

Wikipedia page for Dan Motherfuckin Wilson. Previous page was the 2013 el-Sisi coup and massacre.

My Wikipedia history is a combination of 2010s military coups and 90s Seattle Mariners

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

Everyone who was silent about Gaza paved the way for this. It always comes home.

Oh gosh I have some marshmallow roasting tips and tricks and can talk about the plight of vegetarian marshmallows

Should I bother to read up on what’s going on with the shutdown or it just another one of those little congressional performances where they pretend to disagree about stuff?

Good morning

I just double-checked, yeah. On the bright side, he has one of the best first Wikipedia paragraphs I’ve seen

Had a rewarding discussion with one of the USA’s most visionary entrepreneurs

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