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The Most Rev. Dr. Jacuzzi Toblerone

@spammyjazzhands.bsky.social

I am NOT Haley Joel Osment, rumors to the contrary are untrue. FC Porto fan.

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A twitter pest, memed, with Sonic the Hedgehog inserted in the center. The caption reads "When you think I am crying, you would be correct." This man helped coordinate a doxxing campaign on the other site. I'm not naming him. I just thought this was funny.

A twitter pest, memed, with Sonic the Hedgehog inserted in the center. The caption reads "When you think I am crying, you would be correct." This man helped coordinate a doxxing campaign on the other site. I'm not naming him. I just thought this was funny.

31.10.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At some point you need to ascertain that Operation Mindcrime is about the friends you made along the way and also about the Battle of the Falklands, both can be true simultaneously. I speak with authority because I am humble, and my hair is spectacular.

31.10.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was just struck by the realization that the album 'Psycho Circus' by KISS was an allegorical work about alien abduction. Now to search for deeper meanings in the works of Buckcherry.

31.10.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So JD Vance is a "DL Homie" to use "street slang" and keep it one hunned?

31.10.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He lost 30 consecutive Royal Rumbles, and embarrassed the family in an attempted comeback at a JCW (Juggalo Championship Wrestling-real promotion, btw) show. Also there's a lot of TekWar fanfiction that was deeply offensive, somehow worse than the allegations.

31.10.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LOVE ISNT ALWAYS ON TIME! EGGHEADS, wait a minute, nope, this was a bad idea for a response but I will leave it because I am humble and handsome.

16.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Then i have done my job. You are welcome.

16.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excuse me? ALF was running guns and cocaine prior to the tv series. That's canon. Hamburglar just tried to take down a dirty cop (Officer Big Mac) and got framed by the Mayor (McCheese).

07.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pawwwlllll has a good shot at the seat, this state will continue to be a dark comedy, Guy Hunt's CTE was from snake handling, btw.

29.09.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are generally, quite illiterate, kind of remarkable really. They have so much power but know very little-even about ideas that they are working under. Listen to them discuss AI and it is apparent immediately; they have no idea of the true risks, and no idea what consciousness IS.

27.09.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Looksmaxxing JD Vance, Glown Up and Glown Out, with curly hair, eyes that pop, got that razzle dazzle to them, and the whitest teeth this side of veneers guy.

Looksmaxxing JD Vance, Glown Up and Glown Out, with curly hair, eyes that pop, got that razzle dazzle to them, and the whitest teeth this side of veneers guy.

Neil Breen informing you that you are blockedt. Reportedt. And he has calledt the police! 
This meme is terrible. 
Btw the program I made this in would not let me add the (unnecessary) t to Blockedt and Reportedt

Neil Breen informing you that you are blockedt. Reportedt. And he has calledt the police! This meme is terrible. Btw the program I made this in would not let me add the (unnecessary) t to Blockedt and Reportedt

I wish I could explain the creative impulse.

27.09.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't sleep well, but for now, I can.

27.09.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It makes no sense, maybe two or three(?) people (a pilot, mechanic, and navigation, maybe a guard too)? But i think those "traffickers" were fishermen, tbh. Why would there be 11 men on a boat moving narcotics? Too obvious.

08.09.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Try this playboy: It's different because I am simply too handsome to argue with, not only that, I am immune to mace.

08.09.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She was going to use the ADA (but withdrew that!) to defend her being demoted/penalized for being racist and stupid?

30.08.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
T-shirt? No, I don't need a t-shirt nor do I need to "quit making that face" because this is just how I look. If you are afraid of a beautiful man, that is a "you problem," not me.

T-shirt? No, I don't need a t-shirt nor do I need to "quit making that face" because this is just how I look. If you are afraid of a beautiful man, that is a "you problem," not me.

19.08.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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That sandwich could have caused an allergic reaction or been made entirely of fentanyl and meth. It could even have included the WORST crime of all, Cilantro. Those pardons should be null and void anyway, until they free Jared-*social media manager runs in and kicks me in the balls*

15.08.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*stepping up to the microphone at the National Spelling Bee* "Pete Bootyhole"
"That is incorrect, please spell the word we give you, do not sing or talk about "Newsfails" or expounding at length about interdimensional beings."

15.08.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Veneers guy by the pool, about to head out on his Chinese Coast Guard patrol boat.

Veneers guy by the pool, about to head out on his Chinese Coast Guard patrol boat.

"That was not my fault" Veneers Guy says as he jumps overboard and swims to an uninhabited island in contested waters, Chinese and Phillipines forces fear his teeth, and will not go near where they suspect him to be. 
The veneers are too bright, they somehow capture light.

"That was not my fault" Veneers Guy says as he jumps overboard and swims to an uninhabited island in contested waters, Chinese and Phillipines forces fear his teeth, and will not go near where they suspect him to be. The veneers are too bright, they somehow capture light.

Marco Rubio trying to grasp the scale of the crisis.

Marco Rubio trying to grasp the scale of the crisis.

A story of diplomacy

12.08.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The guy was on heroin, but vaccines? Those are somehow worse. That's not a serious or thoughtful person. Saw a lot of that during the pandemic. Clowns and idiots.

10.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The vaccines were great, but this is what you get with an antivaxxer in charge, complete reflexive opposition. He is uniquely unsuited for his position within HHS, and he knows but does not care about the consequences of his positions, because it does not impact him personally.

10.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There was no "shared sacrifice" and to add to everything else, this state deliberately minimized reportable deaths from COVID. I have much to say about all of this, but I do not wish to end up on a watchlist and don't want to litigate the things I witnessed personally on here.

10.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading discussions about COVID response, and I remember when my dad caught it and died, because the state we were in reopened early and people did not have to mask and there was very little camaraderie or public interest in responsibility. The state did not care. I will not forget or forgive that.

10.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

AquaCop.

06.08.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit stands next to a woman holding a blue bag in front of a sign that says 360 ALT: a man in a suit stands next to a woman holding a blue bag in front of a sign that says 360

Nope.

06.08.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, they were, other occupants of the pontoon boat and people who were acquainted with them iirc.

05.08.2025 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was Doperah Winfrey there???

03.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally the concept of cricket as a sport is deeply offensive, no I don't owe anyone an explanation, and this questioning of me is a microaggression. Calling police!

03.08.2025 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Most Ancient Astronaut theory can be summed up with two movies: Timecop and Maximum Overdrive. Will not be elaborating but feel free to ask questions.

03.08.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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