BeetleSlap

I'm in a knitted sweater, and my tits? Big, sloshy, my thoughts? On the way we learn and grow in an attempt to avoid becoming those we despise, and yet it shows our own shortcomings, my cock? Sore, I haven't jerked off in ages, I love Latin America

Growing up is frustrating, I understand continually the harm I cause and the blind spots I've ignored, it becomes hard to accept I'm capable of good even when many contradict this, I want to improve every party in all interactions I have, I want to be a therapy dog, my teeth ache

These are awfully charming! Very lovely work, scout!

I often form personas, methods of thinking, off of my grand experiment, a "scientific method" approach to create a guideline of indisputable facts to base my actions off of, human behavior, world history, science, ect, but perhaps, even this experiment is a persona?

Talking to girls about my pre estrogenized penis like it was the fish that got away, "it was this big!!!" And the part where they don't believe me, and then usually comes the pushing and grabbing, I forget the details but I remember it being awesome

Just got back from a job interview, I told them I had experience in labwork and I was currently a lab tech, and they said "hehe nooooo~ you're a puppy!!!" And I went "hehehe yeah :p" and they called animal control on me and hit me with newspapers which I didn't know still get made these days

drawing of two girls, one saying: “kissing that girl who overthinks things. mwwwah. right on the lips no more thinking for u beautiful”

this works on me btw

Fuck, FUCK, MY FIRST DOGS NAME WAS BAILEY. My first dog's name was Bailey and my mom hated her and like, that would have been such a good pick for a name I can't believe I didn't pick Bailey with all the dog stuff and, and it's just cute and, FUCK, i can't believe this!!!

Do you think deltarunes weird route is symbolic of freezing a moment in place, refusing to let moments your cherish pass and "preserving them" the same way the holiday's house is stuck in time, with the bronzed snowflakes and such? I'm so fucking smart

Playing noita is important because it teaches the common person about what a world without workplace safety would look like for me, specifically

people talk about enlightenment as a peacefulness, a sense of becoming one with many conflicting things, I'm experiencing something that feels more like an animal or structure cracking under pressure, splitting out and branching in explosive gorey force. so... maybe that's good!

Getting really stupid after a long day at the thinking factory (Lab) and playing increasingly challenging games to see what 5 year old me can handle, last night she played killer7 while barking like a dog, what a rush! I should get into Russian roulette

Art of moth and her friend Panini! I am thinking, perhaps I can make a very short visual novel project out of them this year? At least start it, I want to put my girls on the big screen!!! A "date" sim? 18+ but not in a way you may expect...~

I hate when websites pause my shit to ask if I'm still there! The only paws I want are... Heh, well, you could say employed in a fashion but I shan't be crass

Fucking saved to my imagines NOW, instant classic

Oh! It was also the first time I had gotten high

a friend of mine, very cute, went out to see some lesbians with me, and during that visit, she brought up to these strangers that i was "a bit of a puppygirl" and the lesbians teased that theyd be happy to adopt me, and my fate was sealed :3c

Now you may ask, "Beatrice? Have you come to associate and identify with dogs and puppies?"

And the truth is, I have! "But how?!" You ask?

Well my dears let me spin you a tale~

I finally unveiled my werewolf form in my DND group because they were all using their super moves and I wanted to do the final attack so I could get all the praise, so I can use this icon now! Woof woof what's for lunch lawl x3

Everyone, can we all work together to think of solutions to having to socialize to get better at socialization? I am thinking of a large cable, plugged into two or more people's necks! I think it would be a healthier (easier) alternative, what do you think?

"I'm scheming, I'm creating labyrinths of charm to ensnare others, my unchecked ambitions have spelt my downfall, yet even still I successfully navigate the field of social strada to reap my reward, I am god herself"

-girl who has to get socialized like a dog or she gets scared

I've been pushing myself to be more social and make good first impressions / figure out how to adjust my approaches as to become stronger, it's odd, but I think anything can be solved using scientific method.

This makes me a dork, but perhaps the smartest girl in the world?

BROKEN CORE: sister = doll, a girl story

dolls are awesome. you can do anything to them. you can insert yourself into them

20k words for #dollandkigujam by @nadianova.fi & @sarlinna.bsky.social go play now play now free play now now play play sister game play sister type doll game now play no

I think I've become a great example of someone who fucks like a rabbit yet still hold the spiritual energy of "virgin loser" via sheer idiotic aura, I don't know what to make of this

Happy Holidays, puppygirls
:3

I'm wriggling out of a corpse, I'm changing rapidly into a new, better person, but why do I have to keep looking back at who I was and feeling nothing but pity? Why do girls like us have to be born of corpses? She deserved better and so will this one, that's the lifecycle

For a while, then I realized I'd do better as a chemist considering how little teachers get paid around here, you know how it is

Goss Harag isn't reacting well to the Forbidden Lands air, but he's ready to fight some hunters!!!
#MonsterHunter #GossHarag

This puppygirl is washed? You want to, give puppy a bath? Bweeeeehhhhh, make sure to rub the conditioner in aaand uh, ccondition p-puppy aaaand, huh? No bath? You just think I fell off? Cats are better at landing you're thinking of a catgirl

I wanna be a niche online presence, I want enough of an active following that I can treat a chat like a classroom, I wanna teach a bunch of weirdos from all over the world about art and science! I really miss being a teacher and now that's everyone's problem, play toys with me