BitterBrianComedy

Posting on a new social media account is like yelling into a canyon. Then a light breeze comes by and whispers “No one cares…”
#socialmedia

Woke up. Rushed on here to post. Can’t leave all my bot followers wondering what I’m up to!

Congratulations Doug! Hopefully this will be the final push needed and someone finds a cure. #F•ckCancer

Well, it's camping season...
Tag a camping lover. Then block them.
Hit follow if you like oxygen, Wi-Fi, and mattresses.

#comedy #camping #ihatecamping

Hi Andrew. Which position group besides QB do you see having the biggest impact on the team this year in terms of wins and losses? Also, is it football season yet? Thanks!

Yeah they’re probably getting affiliate money from them - and everything else they advertise.

Group Texts: Turning friends to enemies one notification at a time

Every time I like something, someone pops up to explain why it’s problematic, overhyped, or ‘sucks.’
Cool. I wasn’t trying to marry it.
I was trying to escape reality for 20 minutes.
#LetPeopleEnjoyThings

People with no social awareness are the worst. #ModernLiving

New on BluSky, looking for my tribe. Can anyone else relate?

#mentalhealth #humor

It’s a sign that says “You’re not misunderstood. You’re just loud and wrong.”

Some people need to have it spelled out for them.

Always nice to see Elon lose, but I thought Starship Failure was ever song Starship released after “Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now”

Yes, I’m old.

Follow me for more things you didn’t ask for!

Failure is just success… forgetting you exist.

#dailymotivation #jokes #truth

Coming Soon... I'll be posting some sketches, some of my stand-up, impressions, and rants. Looking for my tribe.

New perspective, attitude, and content. If you like 80s and 90s pop culture, are sick and tired of nonsense - both big issues and small, join me.