Mixed Success

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going . to. try to get this dyson blow dryer that might be broken. because i think the owner just needs to clean the filter

beaming information to the people that I want to work for that they need to rescue me from being a fed so i can actually make cool stuff

me when i see people making evil propaganda with the motion graphics style i came up with

YESSSS SLAYYY

ursula le guin right on the money as always

WELL THERE ARE WORSE THINGS AS STARING AT THE WATER ON A SUNDAYYYYY

listening to Sunday in the Park with George obsessively again i do think im cooked

it keeps happening

me wondering where my paycheck went and then remembering my poor sick child

something snapped in me and i applied to like 3 jobs

i feel like i should . make a substack or smth

i just cant imagine what a wreck i’d be if i had an infant/ toddler rn like some of my coworkers

like if they just wait it out for the next 4 years their children that are just entering elementary are going to be skibbidi middle/ jr high schoolers before they know it

i might be genuinely psycho for being this presumptuous but i feel the need to tell my coworkers with young families that they need to quit bc i think this job will rob them of the quality time they could have with their children

i have to keep telling myself i don’t actually gaf

idgaf thread for when idgaf about work

oh i looked over and she changed to sandals… good move

i know better than to take pictures of people’s feet but this older woman in my office is wearing boots that look like fran final fantasy i’m not joking

everything abt this job pmo right now im going to lose my mind at my team lead

apple

i’m seeing things on linked in that will not get you into heaven

becoming so darksided i wish i had no morals so i could do some bullshit ai prompting job

“as both the adam and eve of his species” and “mort’s love for feet is so extreme” is taking me out like a headshot

convos with other coworkers have me looking up shit you could not imagine