Anarchic Squid

Alabama is about to get so much harder to live in. I see it coming. I am a little bit nervous.

There had better be trials. And not just for the low-level thugs carrying out these orders, but for everyone up the chain of command.

If we get past this, the solution isn’t to pretend it never happened and invite Stephen Miller to Harvard’s Institute of Politics.

It’s trials w real punishments.

Parody of Times headline "Did Humans Going to Work Ruin Everything?" Dek: That wasn't enough wet food, I'm STARVING

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

For some reason this bird reminds me of Mitch McConnell. I think it’s an fragile stretchy uncanny valley thing

A glowing purple claw vending-machine-style claw game filled with twenty or so boxed Labubu toys sitting in the middle of a semi-desolate overlarge food court in which we can see a Sbarro and a McDonald's.

What if we kissed at the Labubu claw game in the Darien, Connecticut, rest stop

Been saying variations of "no" "what the fuck is this" and "what the fuck is that" for the past 3 minutes straight

Adding pelicans to the list of things I want to know less about

This Pennsylvania County Wiped Out Millions in Jail Debt After Dauphin County ended the practice of charging people while they’re detained in jail, Commissioner Justin Douglas pushed it to forgive more than $65 million in lodging fees.

This Pennsylvania county stopped charging people 'lodging fees' for the time they spent in jail. Then commissioners voted to forgive over $65 million in these fees.

“What a light of hope this has been,” said one woman whose son owed $17,000.

The NYTimes Trump Tracker looks, as a lot of newsroundups do, like a 2011 satire of a future "President Donald Trump Administration."

our long national nightmare is over—Sandwich Guy acquitted!

if the wrapper didn't split
you must acquit

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

🥪 🥪 🥪

We have reached a verdict: Not guilty.

The jury system. America.

the reason Mamdani’s campaign got so much enthusiastic support from left-wing Jews is that, despite all the talk about “Judeo-Christian values” from the right, Muslims and Jews in the US - including Muslim and Jewish politicians - are subjected to incredibly similar cultural pressures.

TL cleanse: my 3rd grader drew a rooster

I do not think this is how history remembers Dick Cheney

NYT INTERESTING TIMES Did Women Ruin the Workplace? And can conservative feminism fix it? By Ross Douthat and Victoria Chamberlin

the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from

women, are they bitches?

To all newcomers: welcome. Communal kvetching takes places every THIRD WEDNESDAY at 10am

I'm okay with it... bring the brisket!

Jokes on her: Catholicism eroded my Christianity. Now, about that roast chicken…🔥🔥🔥🔥

@solomonmissouri.bsky.social and all yall, by reposting this post by me, a Jew, you have Jewified yourselves. Less painful than circumcision but no less permanent.

Still reeling from how NK Jemison called it all the way down to the mayor being a rapper from an outer borough

@poetinpinkshoes.bsky.social sorry I made you and Rev. Sarah Jewish last year by inviting you to light Hanukkah candles, I won’t do it again.

This seems like a bad thing to have. I feel like the entirety of both parties should be anti-Hitler.

But a senior Republican just publicly admitted that’s not true.

That’s … really really bad.

a man in a green sweater is covering his head with a red blanket and says " i see the vision " ALT: a man in a green sweater is covering his head with a red blanket and says " i see the vision "

Prince was like….

“I want a leather trench coat/ high waisted thongs/ and…

wait for it… a bandana