henry

i can almost see the cavern in his skull where his brain should be

spongebob’s mental office on fire, mini spongebob’s being entirely unhelpful

this is my brain rn for because march

one year, ‘this year’ by the mountain goats will stop feeling like a desperate scream into the ether. not this one. but like. eventually, surely

kid with crucifix meme, to ward off the evil of jarrod

et tu john?

i genuinely don’t think most of y’all realize how “i hate humanity, we’re inherently evil and irredeemable” is 1) some puritan bullshit and 2) actively damaging to literally any activism you partake in

Trans rights but in these times more than ever, trans wrongs

yes it’s scary, yes things are Bad, feel your feelings, etc etc but also literally who is this helping. come on. get up. go throw some bricks like our queer ancestors/elders or something idk

can’t help but notice that all the trans people i’ve seen partaking in “oh my god my life is over, i don’t know how to go on, they’re really out to get me now” brand of doomerism are white trans people. huh. weird. couldn’t imagine why that is

If you say we abandon red states, you kill a lot of dear friends of mine so fuck right off with that. We don't leave gerrymandered, vulnerable, decent people behind because of a zip code, you sanctimonious dicks.

spongebob bank robbery “put it in the bag!” gif meme

HAND OVER THE JOKES

had a prof in college who had an entire days centered on the ethics and philosophies of 1) use of a star trek transporter and 2) the episode of star trek: tng “measure of a man”. it was: fantastic

doomer ideology simply gives you an excuse to accept your present and do nothing and is just a method of assuaging your own guilt send tweet

berk is this about the gay little firefighters

found out one of my relatives wishes i would “just admit i’m gay already” and honey just bc i didn’t tell you doesn’t mean i didn’t come out to anyone, and also you think i’m just GAY?? get ready for me to one up that

actually editing a writing thing for the first time in a WHILE. keep doing the "god who wrote this" and remembering it was ME

that's what we should start calling long-form videos on YouTube. YouTube Pants

Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

part ii because i can: “god, turn your fucking brights off. didn’t your mother raise you right? i mean mine didn’t, but-“

out of context quote from a stressful, foggy, two hour drive with my roommate last night: “even bigfoot says ACAB”

realized things about my own characters that I DECIDED AND DID and still had to just

remembered that in a creative writing class in college i turned in a story with a korean mc and the prof said i shouldn’t have said he spoke korean bc his experiences of poverty could’ve been more universal. he had a korean given name and one of the most common korean surnames. i’m still confused.

william shatner absolutely ships spirk, but he’s too homophobic to realize it. in this essay i will-

There are gonna be disabled folks who can't contribute anything to The Cause. They have no money, no energy, no physical ability, no time. They will need to receive and will never be able to give back. You gotta save them, too. Especially them.