Winry

The "stay up late after working and cut into the sleep I need to open tomorrow so it feels like I have more hours in the day to do things I enjoy gambit"

Refrigerator estrogen locker, normal people put butter and such here

At work thinking about how lonely my estrogen locker probably feels without any vials :/

Surefire way to give your child a "beautiful" mind is to send them to a private school on a voucher while below the poverty line, I have stage 5 terminal pocket watching haterism

I'm the LeBron James of drinking half a pot of coffee then spending 2/3rds of my first half hour at work shitting and making people think I'm a lazy janitor

I wanna chain smoke luckies and play with legos

**** my scheduling manager with a ******** ****** and be reincarnated as a lotus flower

On a long enough timeline, Lego will eventually make a set that is irresistible to you. That first satisfying little CLICK tugs a string in your amygdala. Before you know it, you find yourself suckin dicks for Legos in a back alley. The only way out is death.

Let the Kkkohl's janitor in your life know you love them and that throttling their scheduling manager would be bad

Terse older coworker I assumed had rancid politics like all the other boomers here told me she used to be a union organizer and started going in on Reagan, God is good

If they were allowed to take down my hand made pride decorations without getting in any trouble at all I should be allowed to write "death to Amerikkka" on the whiteboard without getting fired

A picture of a shirt I had to pack at work, it's heather blue with white text that reads "what the sigma"

Sure

You probably live in a goated community

Converting my 401K into cartons of cigarettes for barter before the market opens tomorrow.

the cult of the individual will kill us all

she only likes me for my woke nonsense and radical gender ideology

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? just like me, they long to be fed & praised

I had to discipline myself out of the habit of saying "why am I even alive?" every a chunk of carrot jumped mid-dice from the cutting board to the floor

call her a house the way she cant stand after i divide her

I wish to befriend all the orcas of the world, we will be freedom fighters, they will call us pirates and economic terrorists

yall know me I love everybody but I hate these people with the intensity of ten thousand atoms all splitting all at once

Put me in The Device, I can take it

It’s a police arm of a fascist government. This is what is is & all it is, but for 9 years people have been tut-tutting about actually calling water wet. You don’t “beat fascists at the ballot box.” You beat them with tire irons.

society erred when we removed the computer from its honored place in the home and ushered it into every part of our profane world. we must rebuild the temple of the Computer Room