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An artist buried beneath bad hair and suburban camouflage. Support me on BandCamp: https://uckfoo.bandcamp.com Listen on: - Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/uckfoo - Spotify: https://tin.al/oNly - YouTube Music: https://tin.al/UsO5

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A hot air balloon
Rises, glowing, into dawn.
I must watch and smile.

#haiku
#poetry
#parenthood

17.02.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now available beyond #SoundCloud on all major streaming services. Feel free to annoy your romantic partner with this song of bad excuses.

14.02.2026 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I Guess It Was Valentine's Day

Valentine's Day has
Happened to us whether we
Liked or hated it.

#haiku
#poetry
#spotify
#valentineday

open.spotify.com/album/3fS8KT...

14.02.2026 19:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lifetime of skill
Focused on one attempt.
Again in four years.

#haiku
#poetry
#milanocortino2026
#olympics

13.02.2026 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Miso Chordy An instrumental on four guitars that shifts gears half-way through. Is it quiet? For a while. Is it angry? Also, for a while.

An instrumental
With an abrupt tonal shift.
What is with the soup?

#haiku
#poetry
#soundcloud
#music

11.02.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it superb to
Be in a bowl of media,
Or to shine alone?

#haiku
#poetry
#superbowl

09.02.2026 00:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To sit and ponder.
A moment alone to think
About porcelain.

#haiku
#poetry
#porcelain

07.02.2026 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is a hair on
My pillow case, gray and coarse.
It is not alone.

02.02.2026 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A yellow leaf hides
Beneath a thinning snow pack.
Spring will bring its end.

#haiku
#poetry

29.01.2026 16:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SoundCloud would not let me distribute the earlier version because there was more than 15 seconds of silence at the end. That has been corrected.

28.01.2026 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Due to unwanted
Silence in earlier post,
A shorter repost.

#haiku
#silence
#soundcloud

28.01.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A dark laugh rings out.
The punch line floats around us,
Engulfing our thoughts.

#haiku
#poetry
#spontenteous

27.01.2026 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Minneapolis
Is becoming a war zone?
Minneapolis?

#haiku
#really
#reallyreally
#ice

24.01.2026 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Todayโ€™s Daily Cartoon, by Matt Reuter. #NewYorkerCartoons

23.01.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 320    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nerds Early in our lives, those of us who think differently, behave differently, are bullied and teased. But it is those thoughts and behaviors that can change the world. They can find a new way forward f

The strong are not right
Just by virtue of their might.
Let the nerds ring out!

#haiku
#nerds
#oddtime
#SoundCloud
on.soundcloud.com/JCPcgSTAsC0z...

21.01.2026 00:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Pepper spraying is
Not the best way to make friends.
If friends is the goal.

#haiku
#minneapolis

18.01.2026 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah. After a wet snow fall, some power lines hit and blew the top off of a pole. Caused all kinds of chaos, so we did a puzzle.

05.01.2026 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ski lift transformer
Blew up and stopped everything.
Puzzle time wins out.

02.01.2026 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leek and spinach quiche
Are more interesting than
All 'real men' I know.

#cooking
#80sreference
#haiku

23.12.2025 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Diz Grace A rainy morning leaves a person frozen at a bus stop. Are they going down the drain or getting washed free of their past mistakes? Listen and let me know which way it goes.

Not everything needs
To be about Holidays.
This is about rain.

#newrelease
#music
#soundcloud
#rain
#haiku

soundcloud.com/uckfoo/diz-g...

18.12.2025 07:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Seth Remembers Rob Reiner
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers Seth Remembers Rob Reiner

youtu.be/CUW2GmKtqO0?...

16.12.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Putting out a plan
Just to win a Nobel prize.
The prize is the peace.

#haiku
#ukraine
#nobelprize

(Should it read 'Putin out a plan'?)

08.12.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Netflix is buying
Warner Brothers/HBO.
Crossing the streams.

#haiku
#corporations
#business
#streaming

05.12.2025 14:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A boat sails northward.
What does it carry? Unknown.
Violence on the waves.

#haiku
#politics

02.12.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The F in Jesus Christ I used to work retail and Black Friday was (and still is) the worst day of the year. No one needs your gifts that badly. It's not in the spirit of whatever holiday celebration you honor.

Black Friday is not
A day to buy perfect gifts.
Sentiment in song.

#haiku
#blackfriday
#anticonsumerism
#soundcloud
#music

soundcloud.com/uckfoo/the-f...

28.11.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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H is for 'Habanero Infused Maple Syrup Apple Pie'.

Marked as such with an H in the crust for those less daring.

Thank you, Silloway Farms.

#pie
#thanksgiving
#habanero

27.11.2025 21:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanksgiving Day looms:
A USA harvest of
Family obligations.

#haiku
#thanksgiving
#holiday

26.11.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One shopping month left
To fulfill retailer's dreams.
We are not forecasts.

#haiku
#economics
#shopping

25.11.2025 14:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Comey dismissed for
Unlawful prosecutor.
Not legally blonde.

#haiku
#news
#legallyblonde

24.11.2025 19:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nobody is Nobody A jaunty tapping guitar tune that found some nice lyrics. What if celebrity biographers focused on all the rest of us? We all have stories to tell. While there are certainly a bunch of mundane simi

Random track release:
Nobody is nobody.
Today is perfect.

#haiku
#soundcloud
#music

on.soundcloud.com/Y3J7VSxm1tSd...

23.11.2025 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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