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Thought this pen was a little knife. Like a little dagger. I will probably post some minor spoilers and slightly graphic images. Bad stuff will be labeled appropriately!

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Vince Masuka at Rita & Dexter’s house for Thanksgiving. He is sitting on the couch across from Astor who is holding baby Harrison. Vince is smiling at them.

Vince Masuka at Rita & Dexter’s house for Thanksgiving. He is sitting on the couch across from Astor who is holding baby Harrison. Vince is smiling at them.

I’m worried that baby Harrison thinks people can’t change.

28.11.2024 17:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dexter, on top of Trinity in the kitchen on Thanksgiving. The caption reads:
“To this day, I hate bald boys. I can’t stand bald boys.”

Dexter, on top of Trinity in the kitchen on Thanksgiving. The caption reads: “To this day, I hate bald boys. I can’t stand bald boys.”

Trinity, a balding boy, looks at Dexter in absolute fear that it could be him.

Trinity, a balding boy, looks at Dexter in absolute fear that it could be him.

Happy Thanksgiving.

28.11.2024 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Debra Mogran: “Your heart’s going nuts are you at Haunted House?”

Debra Mogran: “Your heart’s going nuts are you at Haunted House?”

Dexter Morgan clutching his heart. It’s beating incredibly fast. But it’s not cause he’s at Aqua or Haunted House, or even jacking off. A treasure trove of dead bodies has just been discovered.

Dexter Morgan clutching his heart. It’s beating incredibly fast. But it’s not cause he’s at Aqua or Haunted House, or even jacking off. A treasure trove of dead bodies has just been discovered.

You dip in the Atlantic Ocean?

26.11.2024 16:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Sergeant James Doakes at the bar, watching Dexter bowl. He's tilting an empty cup in a “cheers” motion. The caption reads: ”You hit me in the cup.”

Sergeant James Doakes at the bar, watching Dexter bowl. He's tilting an empty cup in a “cheers” motion. The caption reads: ”You hit me in the cup.”

You can either be my friend or my enemy. A lot of people give.

26.11.2024 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dexter in the imaginative parade sequence from the season 1 finale.
The caption reads: “I’m very careful with my parade money, ‘cause my fortune’s not getting any bigger.”

Dexter in the imaginative parade sequence from the season 1 finale. The caption reads: “I’m very careful with my parade money, ‘cause my fortune’s not getting any bigger.”

Could it be you?

25.11.2024 23:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Dexter & Debra gazing upon the Ice Truck Killer’s latest bloodless victim, wrapped in bows under a Christmas tree at Santa’s village. The caption reads, with no spaces, in all-caps: ”Santa brought it early!”

Dexter & Debra gazing upon the Ice Truck Killer’s latest bloodless victim, wrapped in bows under a Christmas tree at Santa’s village. The caption reads, with no spaces, in all-caps: ”Santa brought it early!”

Santa himself brought this here early, with Rudolph, and now it’s causing a fight.

25.11.2024 23:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
The Trinity Killer, driving one of his classic cars. The caption reads:
“I love my cars. You know me. I’m driving my classic cars all the time. It’s just me and the open road. I go for days and days, all alone just...”

The Trinity Killer, driving one of his classic cars. The caption reads: “I love my cars. You know me. I’m driving my classic cars all the time. It’s just me and the open road. I go for days and days, all alone just...”

Some people call him The Triples Killer.

25.11.2024 23:32 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Dexter in episode 1.10, “Seeing Red,” about to enter the hotel room filled with blood. He is adorned with a full-body hazmat-type suit, goggle, and a breathing mask. The caption reads: ”There’s too much fucking shit on me.”

Dexter in episode 1.10, “Seeing Red,” about to enter the hotel room filled with blood. He is adorned with a full-body hazmat-type suit, goggle, and a breathing mask. The caption reads: ”There’s too much fucking shit on me.”

The Ice Truck Killer did way too much.

25.11.2024 23:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
**Minor Spoiler**

Season 1, Episode 9 of Dexter.
Dexter is at the morgue with the coroner, looking at the body of his dead biological father.
The caption reads: “I think I was just a little scared I was going to die o the slab. Like my dad.”

**Minor Spoiler** Season 1, Episode 9 of Dexter. Dexter is at the morgue with the coroner, looking at the body of his dead biological father. The caption reads: “I think I was just a little scared I was going to die o the slab. Like my dad.”

Life’s a fucking funny thing.

**Minor Spoiler**

25.11.2024 18:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A screenshot of the barbie head on Dexter’s refrigerator door. The caption reads: “Kim Kardashian’s head fell off.”

A screenshot of the barbie head on Dexter’s refrigerator door. The caption reads: “Kim Kardashian’s head fell off.”

There’s been a tragedy in the Miami-Dade community.

25.11.2024 18:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Screenshot from the opening scene of the first episode of the first season of Dexter.
It famously starts with: “Tonight’s the night. And it's going to happen again and again; has to happen.”

The screenshot subtitle has been changed to say:
“Tonight’s the night. Fri-Day-Night.”

Screenshot from the opening scene of the first episode of the first season of Dexter. It famously starts with: “Tonight’s the night. And it's going to happen again and again; has to happen.” The screenshot subtitle has been changed to say: “Tonight’s the night. Fri-Day-Night.”

Nice night.

25.11.2024 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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