@madsholm.bsky.social
🇩🇰 🇸🇪 🇪🇸 🇫🇷 🏴☠️ Polyglot. World traveler. Danish. Socialist and a fan of nice clever people. Waiting for someone to ask about my profile pic.
Glostrup?
17.11.2025 19:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think there might have been invented a new form of legitimate torture:
The Epstein water torture.
Drip, drip, drip…
Good.
08.11.2025 11:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I have always wondered with the new fad where tennis players get more balls before serving, and discard some.
They also discard when serving with fresh balls.
Keeps me up at night.
When your presidency runs on manual transmission.
07.11.2025 10:21 — 👍 4082 🔁 1423 💬 966 📌 298Brilliant 🤌
07.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Putting your clocks back this weekend? Useful advice here...
02.11.2025 22:34 — 👍 926 🔁 185 💬 34 📌 14I have always wondered with the new fad, where tennis players get more balls before serving, and discard some.
They also discard when serving with fresh balls.
Keeps me up at night.
So no show was not the problem.
31.10.2025 16:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The most detrimental sentence in the human world:
Honey, we need to talk.
I love these dudes
30.10.2025 22:30 — 👍 711 🔁 121 💬 23 📌 11Sous vide?
30.10.2025 22:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Is that your dream of a joke?
30.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Booty Call. BIDENS FAULT.
30.10.2025 22:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you take them to the Penthouse or the Mansion?
30.10.2025 22:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Good 🤌
30.10.2025 21:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So now he is just a pedophile. Gives blue blood a taint.
30.10.2025 21:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Was it a Francis La?
28.10.2025 19:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0As an owner of many watches: Winter time is a fucking pain in the ass, and makes no sense any more.
When my kids where small it took two weeks before they adjusted.
Tik tok for this stupid idea.
It’s so saddening that a master trade is disappearing. I sent my Omega (Blue Jedi 1972, homage to Star Wars) Speed Master for service. Ten months before I got it back. A lack of watch makers kinda’ explains it.
26.10.2025 09:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They don’t give a fuck. They thrive on chaos.
26.10.2025 09:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What’s Count Draculas’ vegan nephew called?
Count Rucula. 🧛♂️
Who the fuck wants a ballroom when you have no sense of rythm?
24.10.2025 15:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Portugal is nice. But boring. They have been poor for so long that is has become a way of life.
23.10.2025 21:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Good. It’s from a chapel in a porcelain factory near Porto. Established in the 18th century. Very communal, with living quarters, day care and a living wage.
A must if you visit north Portugal
I owe you a beer if you come by Copenhagen.
www.visitportugal.com/en/NR/exeres...
Anchovies is chopped liver now? Bad joke.
23.10.2025 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Breastfeeding. That’s what fucked you up.
23.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your playing scrabble? Right?
23.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s going to be called the TrumpMahal. Trust me.
23.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Melania should be a bit worried. Donny is building that Trump Mahal.
23.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
