Literally Suswave

Cumconk Ohio

thanks, I am 😌

Grindr chat. "You have a fat ass tho. And you're funny. Tbh I don't get why you aren't taken. You muas be really mentally ill."

I'm not gonna say the line but I know anywhere between two and five people who will say it for me 😌

@parkdalecryptid.bsky.social just looked at me and said "you're fucked... and irredeemable" and I'm so fucking in love 🥰

but you're definitely getting it.

right?

A cropped screenshot of the Bluesky app search dialog. The recent searches list shows different misspellings of the word "girdlick" I mean girldick

Over a decade of smartphone use and absolutely no mechanical skills developed at all in the field of touchscreen typing.

Apprehension / Canyon Drone, by Fruiting Bodies 2 track album

BANDCAMP FRIDAY FOREVER

y'all should listen to @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social's music for their game Apoptosis!!

fruiting-bodies.bandcamp.com/album/appreh...

mirrormeadow, by big lantern ghost 7 track album

@corncobbing.bsky.social DOES IT AGAIN

GET YOUR BANDCAMP FRIDAY FILL

biglanternghost.bandcamp.com/album/mirror...

Meal Train for The Faulkner family David’s mom and his sister Carolyn were in a bad car accident and David is currently in Michigan caring for them. Carolyn just got home from the hospital and his mom is still in the hospital. David is...

serious note but if anyone is able to help out an old friend's family after a terrible car crash... it would be very appreciated

www.mealtrain.com/trains/4459m2

🥹🥹🥹🥹

Double-Lined, by Decimae 1 track album

it's bandcamp fridad again my lovely freaks

decimae.bandcamp.com/album/double...

another one down in the zone 🙂‍↕️

dream where some shirtless stone cola chud is hulking at you with a large chest tattoo that just says "Man of History"

INCREDIBLE 🔥

wonders of sodom...........

oh don't worry, I know y'all know more than most. 💖💖💖💖

furious and sobbing with the squad, this shit's gonna fuck my treatment up forever but I'm not giving up

medically designated as totally normal

a rich text 😌❤️‍🔥

i was gonna say "why aren't we all killing ourselves" but it's not like that would shift the democrats politics either

that's it for Nintendo Direct Partner Showcase. another Direct with no Silksong.

💖💖💖💖

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Where Has All the Ligma Gone?

it may in fact be two not men... 👁️👄👁️

Diversity win asshole leaving pickle chip residue on game controller that makes your wife go I am wiping this off immediately is not a man

Spent most of the day meditatively scraping the flesh side of leather to thin it feeling deeply attuned to the grand arc of time… I’m not knapping flint and have a very sexy knife instead but goddamn for an afternoon a person thousands of years ago and I had something in common isn’t that reassuring

YAAAAAY I'M SO GLAD THEY ARRIVED

A photo of four super cool art prints and some stickers on top of an IKEA aftonsparv themed blankie. One of the prints depicts Lake Superior, another some super fleshy mushrooms, another some incredibly horny fungusy decay, and another a very fleshy pomegranate. I actually don't think I have any better words to properly describe them. They're super cool. I love them! Nothing I ever write will make them justice.

Got some incredible prints from @parkdalecryptid.bsky.social (after a short bureaucratic fight with a post cop)

These are getting framed and walled 🙂‍↕️