Home of the Sexual

we will greet them as liberators

I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...

Close, it's about having to ice my ballsack after orchiectomy LMAO

the amish would fucking love runescape

The empty throne is shrouded in a wall of ice, never again to bear an heir

Having a poly coworker wingman their husband at me is not how I expected 2025 to wind down but holy hell am I here for it

Absolutely wild to think that when I was fruitmaxxing last Spring that my gut bacteria ratatouille'd my brain into feeling *extremely* good about that decision

Honestly maybe the strat is to get FMS instead of FFS; become a fucking glowing, stunning, cutting, beautiful giga chad, and to have others cower before my sheer power

When you apply means from Polysecure, untangling how certain behavioral responses were trying to help, but for dissociative alters, then fuckin starting to put in efforts to be safe havens and secure bases internally, like holy hell we boutta be SO POWERFUL with internal self soothing and healing 😤

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If New Haven gets to gender their fuckin pizza as "Ah-Beetz" then quite frankly I get to do whatever the hell I want
(I could anyways but now those folks don't get to complain 💅)

Yeah bc they already do that???

Oh wait shit this might have something to do with the new lore drop: Dissociative Identities 🤯🤯

When you forget to take ur second pre-run shit and you gotta haul that active cargo for 5 miles 😔💅

I need a Labubu-my fr

Dubai chocolate labubu both sunsets and restarts this capitalist hell

Using The Trough in an oulde British pub; positioning, then splattering your Jackson Pollock, forever seasoning this historic corner of wrought iron with your masterpiece. John Ballsack staggers in, belligerent to the nines, stares at the lines of your soul, and screams "NO CROWNS FOR THE POOR KING"

Ripping huge ass while wearing just a thong and it ends up sounding like a grass whistle

Playing red light green light with my bowels by alternating meals of solely rice cakes and fruit salads with chia

Fatty Bugs was a jazz musician with an ass like soggy cardboard but whose fingers were *made* for tickling keys

New bottom surgery: they give a quick snap to the head and pull it off like opening a banana, leaving just the shaft; arguably the worst part of the penis

Sneezer - Weezer cover band who performs entirely in sneezes

Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

Sushine Kocat

To all you ignoramuses whom doth purview thine cellular device whilst defecating: be haunted by your doomed drivel, whereas I am here creating masterpieces inspired by Jackson Pollock

In honor of pride month 🥳🏳️‍🌈 Trader Joe's is releasing a new product: the 'Pre-Ookied Cookie' 💦🍪 for all the dolls💃🏳️‍⚧️ whose gucci's no longer ookie 🍆💨

JFK Rowling

Are you more of a spooky dookie or a creepy peepee enjoyer?

A wide view of a clown face done up with makeup, within an advertisement for the game Balatro

Holy shit grindr hitting me with the Balatro ad, NOW we're cookin