Havana Lottie

This is literally just my wife.

Wow often for coprolalia, the worst possible thing you can say is what your tic will be and these are, yeah unfortunate for presenters, him, hosts etc.

Childish*

Not childless

People are gonna want to do to her what she did to her dog

The amount of rich fintech bros addicted to zyns is crazy too. Like Ugh so childless they need everything to be a little sticker or taste like mango.

“You know my mate Paul got a cybernetic enhancement. Turns out it was just a Nokia attached to his todger, and he found it difficult to pick up the phone, but he enjoyed playing snake”

Water that’s also a little bit milk

I’ve given up caffeine for lent and it’s strange that like the lack of energy has like leveled a bit, )I’m definitely not as chipper but I’m not miserable) but what’s remained is a near constant headache.

Fuck you

Sorry they’re not working 😔

The NASA ID?

If that’s the case try just putting into your browser

images-assets.nasa.gov/image/ [insert NASA ID]/ [insert NASA ID]~orig.jpg

So like for example pale blue dot is
PIA00452 and a webpage that’s literally just the photo is

images-assets.nasa.gov/image/PIA00452/PIA00452~orig.jpg

Wait I just assumed you were looking for an object in space, apologies if you’re looking for like a photo of an astronaut

My girlfriend (a cosmology grad student) says if you know what telescope and data set it’s from you could try to find the original release.

I watched the John Oliver piece on DHS so yes this is late in terms of wrestling content. AEW produces generally as much content a week as Love Island USA, another phenomenon I see my friends be into and people post about and I’m like “nah I don’t have time”

I think it’s beautiful as someone who grew up watching wrestling and whose brother is still really into AEW that the same group of people who usually chant like “you suck” at a grown man in spandex booty shorts also has the gaul, determination, and coordination to scream “fuck ice”

Who up injecting their penis with cosmetic filler?

I like this!

Wow now I can finally replay “this should’ve stayed in the drafts brother/sis/hon” to dogshit takes on here

The rent-a-scooter-via-app things in my city have something on the bottom like “hey help me up” and like why would they put that there if they didn’t expect them to get knocked over?

I think the skeleton people are definitely starting to think how they can make their asses the most aerodynamic via a series of exercises and injections and BBLs

do we think the boys doing the luge are Tucking

Apologies apparently the hyaluronic acid mainly adds girth not length . That’s also what many modern lip injections are made of, so honestly this may be a really good medical breakthrough for the Olive Garden breadstick dick community if there’s no adverse effects.

If you’re willing to inject something into your penis for Olympic Gold I frankly think you deserve it.

“Men are transistioning so they can beat women in women’s sports”
Actually men who do Olympic ski jump are injecting fluid into their penis so they’re fucking packing when they get their suit fitted and then when they shrink back to like 3 inches flaccid, that extra room is acting like a sail.

*yelling at the top of my lungs*

I don’t give a shit about fairness, inject your penis and then get your suit fitted and then tuck your penis for extra lift.

Get Vaginoplasty as a cis man in preparation for the Olympics so your dick doesn’t add drag.

He’s in it for the sign on bonus to get front row tickets to death cab for cutie.

I feel like I don’t have the patience to ever listen to a .5* album because since it’s got built in stop points, I’d just turn it off after the 2nd or 3rd bad song so you having even one album you can really rate that lowly is a testament to perseverance (And possibly being a masochist.)

I feel like less people should feel obligated to keep up with everything an artist does.

Like I know all of the lyrics to Jagged Little Pill and own Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie but if I had a gun to my head to list an album of Alanis Morisette that has come out since like 2005…

I don’t know if over half the people on apps read bios or if they just swipe right on photos.

Like I BE on Pinterest.