Molly

The “baby of the year” in memoriam segment, and the screen shows pope Francis, with the words “little papa Francisco 1936-2025. Murdered on Easter by JD Vance”

in memoriams don’t usually include how they died

Career? LOL

Magnifique

I wonder if she will have another “accident” procedure to spruce up her face for this event

F--- it.

Just give the million dollars to Sol and tell him he can only spend it on vests. #Survivor

I just need them to get rid of making fire even though this one was so exciting.

Very very very satisfied at a lot of the “new era” winners and the fact that the jury votes line up for the most part with how viewers perceive the cast ( thank you proper editing!!!!!) That tribal was so exciting to watch even though I believe it was a lock before then.

Sol is so hot btw that vest is doing it right

Won my #Survivor pool by a whopping 20 points… and I had Rachel as one of my 3 winner picks 🤓

Season one Dale aka A LITERAL BABY 👼

Sam said on Twitter that he was dealing with a nasty stomach thing around that time so maybe that factored into them viewing him as a smaller physical threat for final immunity?

I just feel like no one on the jury has any kind of relationship with him that isn’t surface, and no one really takes him seriously

a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face ALT: a cartoon of grinch with a very angry look on his face

I don’t know how they didn’t know something was up when Andy was just grinch-smiling the entire episode.

Twitter is extremely creepy these days because 90% of the responses are bots and it’s not exactly clear why. Usually it’s not even political, it’s not selling anything, it’s just bots pretending to be people. The vibe is like boarding a city bus and realizing none of the passengers have faces

Honestly just wanna cry for him. Having to finish your cake even though you know you’re out of it 🫥

I am ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATED for Dylan’s crash and burn final week on #GBBO.

Clearly Kyle was the better person in this equation and will leave the game with a lot of favour with the casting team.

I’m glad they’re editing Sue to be as pointlessly bitter as she is. #Survivor

This might be the best Survivor pool anyone has ever had. Apologies to my sister for already winning no matter who is in final 3 😮‍💨

Sol soaking wet in a vest on the jury bench

“You better not be soaking wet stunting looks in a vest when I get there” #Survivor

Me:

Yoooo that was such a good episode of #Survivor

Trump filling out his cabinet and adding Matt Gaetz as AG:

A photo of comedic actor and singer-songwriter Matt Berry, a cuddly dude with a beard and long, dark hair, looking contemplative

Yet again, I see that People Magazine is too cowardly to admit who the real Sexiest Man Alive is:

I will outlive both the crusty orange and the musky rat and that is what's gonna keep me going through these trying times

Seriously, if I could stop getting these tiny little colds that would be fuckin fantastic.

Aim for his fat neck next time….

Sometimes I think the thing that will cure me is just a nice Iced Americano