kai! |-/ 🇨🇦🤟🏻

sometimes egg is enough

love it when isabelle is randomly like “good morning! oh here’s some advice for if you find someone passed out on the beach :)”

my toxic trait is liking danger days

my forehead was about to smack into the screen i ain’t getting good designs and copy done like that LMAO

update i shut it off bc i was doing the fent lean over it trying to work

someone come take my work laptop away from me so i’ll take care of myself instead

pork is one of the only meats i miss bc there’s no good veggie sub and i didn’t eat beef a lot anyway. but i could just live off fake chicken forever

side note that Made Good has the best snacks ever, i haven’t disliked any of them i’ve tried, and a tiny packet of cookies can have up to 50% of some daily nutrients. god bless costco selling giant boxes of their shit

thank you, i’m not the healthiest at all but at least i’m not underweight anymore and force myself to eat something daily 🔥🔥🔥

i swear to god gardein chicken is my fave food on the planet. i’ve never tried a fake chicken substitute that i haven’t liked, apparently it’s super easy to imitate unlike beef which only has a few good subs. i am still longing for the day i can have a vegan pork chop….

i’m a queer trans man vegetarian so i guess you can say i’m all about that fake meat

a man is talking on a cell phone while standing next to a fire hydrant . ALT: a man is talking on a cell phone while standing next to a fire hydrant .

so no meat?

it’s definitely not the best but i’ve had food issues my whole life and the ‘tism makes me not touch foods that aren’t “safe” so my doctors/dietician told me to supplement with vitamins n fortified foods to make up for it. i’m not malnourished anymore so i’ll keep pounding that vitamin water

i eat a fuckload of fake meat (usually gardein chick’n) and the same veggies constantly, usually peas/corn/carrots. i’m SUPER picky and have 2-3 go to meals that i just cycle between and eat the same thing every day p much, i survive off of processed fortified snacks with added vitamins

for a vegetarian/former vegan i like shockingly few veggies

this thread is making me physically gag but good for you queen

11 years ago today (yes he made my sister film him)

this is the man that made me smh

got a video in my fb memories today of my dad diving off our deck in swim shorts into two feet of snow

a woman is standing in a field in the rain with her arms outstretched . ALT: a woman is standing in a field in the rain with her arms outstretched .

how it feels after cleaning crust off of piercings

this looks so warm can i crawl inside it with you

i love both of those, after all you put me through, and the opposum!! i do love the title track and need to learn to play it on uke asap

nah baths suck, why would i wanna sit naked and soak in my own ass water

the new album is SO good i love them sm

CONGRATS I WANNA WIN ONE TOO

just met a kid at a bar playing bingo who was born when i started middle school jesus christ

gorgeous sunset over the port omg 😍 this isn’t even edited at all

i know right

my sister rushed me to come meet her n now i’m sitting in tim hortons waiting on her smh