amberkitty

FRENCH GUY: do you speak french

ME: no

FRENCH GUY: ah well c'est la vie

ME: la vie

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Somebody on Twitter decided it I think

Delete this

I’m so happy for you that’s amazing

I never know what to say when someone tells me my name is pretty. Thanks, I got it for free

How long does it take a Happy Meal to start working?

“the one post you need to read before you get fooled by clickbait headings”

I don’t think he watches that much anymore

Is. He’s alive lol

He was an OU fan though, I’ll give you that

My dad was a Dallas cowboys fan and I escaped that. You can’t blame your parents for everything

He didn’t know what was good for him

Well whose fault is that

The bullet Tyler decorated in the craving video with white rabbits on it against a night sky with a tree and grass and a curtain

Saw this posted elsewhere and idk where to post it so it’s going here. Tyler istg

If they want their packages they should get their own porch

It was for my son. It’s probably a birthday gift for my daughter. I should claim it’s from me

this is about most of us

Well I don’t have a wife so it’s gotta be the kids

It’s so weird when your kids are old enough to buy their own shit online because what is being dropped off on my porch right now and who is it for?

Dating apps - Lead with normal
Bluesky - Lead with weird

Well I thought the hand was supposed to represent god coming in to save him and then it turned into that and it puts a whole new layer on the whole thing…I have thoughts

YouTube video by twenty one pilots Twenty One Pilots - Drag Path (Official Video)

youtu.be/m0BFZkPsoWY?...

And I showed it to you

It’s mardi gras silly

Must I choose

Mids like beads too

For the record, I think you're all nuts

we have all learned to kill our dreams.

That’s when most people log on