I donβt think I need to explain how excited I am to sleep in my own bed tonight
05.12.2025 07:29 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0@amberkitty.bsky.social
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq
I donβt think I need to explain how excited I am to sleep in my own bed tonight
05.12.2025 07:29 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Oh great thank you
05.12.2025 06:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would like to cancel my subscription to *gestures at everything*
05.12.2025 06:02 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0I didnβt even see it until you mentioned it, donβt worry
05.12.2025 06:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pasta, a gray cat with white tuxedo markings, Stan's on a bed covered in blue sheets next to me. You can see my hand in the bottom of the frame. Her paw is on top of it and she's looking up at me. This is the gesture she makes when she wants me to pet her.
oh you know it's begging for pets o'clock
05.12.2025 05:41 β π 165 π 12 π¬ 6 π 0Definitely read that to the tune of the song, good job
05.12.2025 05:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can barely make myself watch things I really want to watch
05.12.2025 05:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Looks boring as shit
05.12.2025 05:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0My son just told me one of my dogs was in my room waiting for me the whole time I was gone and now I can never leave again
05.12.2025 05:11 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Hey fellas: BOOBIES
05.12.2025 05:05 β π 8 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0It looks boring so I never bothered
05.12.2025 05:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Glad you got the message
05.12.2025 05:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is my confession that I have never watched A Christmas Story
05.12.2025 05:02 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0I took the whole week because I was getting pretty close to murdery
05.12.2025 04:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh good
05.12.2025 04:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I feel so far behind, I havenβt even started on Christmas presents yet
05.12.2025 04:00 β π 9 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Correct
05.12.2025 03:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I give up (this is not a serious post)
05.12.2025 03:46 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I was in rural Missouri not long ago, maybe I found it and you donβt know (I didnβt or Iβd be funny by now)
05.12.2025 03:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shit how do I fix that
05.12.2025 03:29 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I was gone for almost three days and none of my pets are mad this time
05.12.2025 00:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I didnβt even know red-footed ones existed
04.12.2025 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0bluesky is only toxic if you suck
04.12.2025 18:54 β π 188 π 34 π¬ 1 π 1π it was foreshadowing
04.12.2025 20:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Psychlone probably did
04.12.2025 20:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It didnβt have a photo with it the first time, sorry
04.12.2025 19:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Boobies always get followers
04.12.2025 19:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Well I know YOU do
04.12.2025 19:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This message was passed to me and I feel like Iβm supposed to pass it on: BOOBIES
04.12.2025 19:07 β π 38 π 11 π¬ 12 π 1Sometimes past me has good ideas
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