amber the red-nosed kitty

I don’t think I need to explain how excited I am to sleep in my own bed tonight

Oh great thank you

I would like to cancel my subscription to *gestures at everything*

I didn’t even see it until you mentioned it, don’t worry

Pasta, a gray cat with white tuxedo markings, Stan's on a bed covered in blue sheets next to me. You can see my hand in the bottom of the frame. Her paw is on top of it and she's looking up at me. This is the gesture she makes when she wants me to pet her.

oh you know it's begging for pets o'clock

Definitely read that to the tune of the song, good job

I can barely make myself watch things I really want to watch

Looks boring as shit

My son just told me one of my dogs was in my room waiting for me the whole time I was gone and now I can never leave again

Hey fellas: BOOBIES

It looks boring so I never bothered

Glad you got the message

This is my confession that I have never watched A Christmas Story

I took the whole week because I was getting pretty close to murdery

Oh good

I feel so far behind, I haven’t even started on Christmas presents yet

Correct

I give up (this is not a serious post)

I was in rural Missouri not long ago, maybe I found it and you don’t know (I didn’t or I’d be funny by now)

Shit how do I fix that

I was gone for almost three days and none of my pets are mad this time

I didn’t even know red-footed ones existed

bluesky is only toxic if you suck

😂 it was foreshadowing

Psychlone probably did

It didn’t have a photo with it the first time, sorry

Boobies always get followers

Well I know YOU do

This message was passed to me and I feel like I’m supposed to pass it on: BOOBIES

Sometimes past me has good ideas