Haunt Season is officially over…. This was the best season in a long time

I am so utterly depressed and I can’t drag myself out of it 🫠

You know your Halloween makeup is good when your phone can’t recognize you 😂😂

It’s the mullet of corsets… metal bones in the front but all plastic in the sides and back 😂😂

I am SO depressed today… can’t shake it off as easily today

“It’s not god, it’s the Xanax” overheard speakerphone conversation

Today was long… but it was also incredibly fun and productive. Work and then SF season orientation (so many promising new kids) then dinner, drinks and hockey with some of my SF family favorites🖤💜

I AM NOT SMART ENOUGH FOR THIS MANY PEOPLE TO BE DUMBER THEN ME…….

I think it’s time to watch mobwives

Don’t mean to sound like an ailing Victorian woman, but I think a little trip to the seaside would fix me….

Being delusional and planning for when I win the lottery

The worst depression is knowing you live in a dystopian nightmare but have to go work and do chores like everything is fine…..

I like country music in the Appalachian witch kind of way, not the red hat kind of way……

Fresh tomatoes with a pinch of salt is the best snack 🍅🧂

I want to be an extra on Star Trek someday….

(Veggie) Hamburgers and Hotdogs will alway be Midwest summer comfort food

Depression is making my insomnia worse…. I miss the time when my depression would let me sleep for days #sotired

Current side quest brought to you by ✨ADHD✨

“Why are you doing cotton eye Joe dance to T-Pain” 😂😂

“I’ve NEVER bashed Luke’s tiny dick” 😂😂

Malort…. Never again

I miss snow in the winters

I hate this timeline: Trump is president and I can’t watch Rupauls Drag Race…

I remembered my vitamins! Gonna be unstoppable today!

To be a cat…. Just watched my cat be entertained by her own tail for the last 15 minutes

Have I made it to 10,000 steps yet?

I love my job but there are days where I just want to stay home… today is one of those days

Day two: back to work. Realized I hate bad nose contours… your nose looks dirty