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I blame Marvel.

The only kitchen appliance anyone really needs is a rice cooker. Simple as.

Rice. Rice is always right. Don’t like rice? You’re doing it wrong. Get a rice cooker.

What a way to find Charlie Kirk’s widow was in the foreign legion.

a cartoon hand reaching out towards a purple object Alt: The Simpsons meme of a monkey paw curling.

“Someone should do something about that evil grifter.”

Right. You don’t get to decide what other people, even cops, find funny.

That said, they could have defused this entire thing by joining in. But then again, the guys look too insecure to be seen as “silly,” even when it’s a good response to be silly.

Do they give you a code book with the birth certificate of the first child?

Sighing when you stand up behavior.

Hey, dad, your dad’s showing. Dad.

But if we’re going by looks, it’s clearly early 90s. Marlboro McLarens, blue yellow Williams, the 7up Jordan, the primary colors Benetton, black and white Tyrrell, black and yellow Minardi…

a car is driving down a road with trees on the side Alt: A scene from Grand Prix, the good F1 movie. Early 1960s F1 cars are sending it on the oval at Monza, their suspension is working over time, as it was built by Italians before the invention of flat surfaces.

Why? Grand Prix.

Nice. Even though it reminds me of the ugliest Ferrari front wings.

- Listing all F1 champions in order until I mess up (Hulme).
- Explaining the difference between locomotive and train to a toddler.

Wait, it makes more sense if it’s unpleasant things.

- Explaining the difference between train and locomotive to a neurotypical adult then.

What era of F1 are you? I’m tiny, mid engine, but no wings yet.

That’s what I thought, I thought, “they didn’t even paint her?”

And not being in one means you don’t have to do sex stuff, which, you’re freaks for that one too.

I think I like romantic relationships the normal* amount.

*it’s fine in media, but no thank you.

Waltz? What sort of punk do you suggest I am?

We’re talking about campaigns, not newfangled debauched dances.

It’s nice that no one else gets to make a decision in that matter.

Just like white includes all people of European descent, but is also excluding everyone who isn’t a rich person living in, but not from, Chipping Norton, simultaneously.

I despise pessimists. They’re mopey losers who lack the imagination to see the glass eventually empty.

Things can always get worse. That’s the observing reality with any ability of pattern recognition whatsoever guarantee.

It was a very low budget 90s off brand rom com.

In this case? Three Hungarians and a podcaster.

Then you might be owed some compensation.

Ambulance chaser pursuer core.

“I’m merely a simple very hungry caterpillar lawyer…”

Maybe half a step.