OhBraains🧟‍♂️

An Ernst Busch song starts playing as Morty marches forward into a better future, a red banner flowing behind her.

The egg is the least perplexing aspect of this particular tableau.

Simulacorn.

No more battleships left. All surface vessels are torpedo boats or torpedo boat destroyers. What is a missile, if not a sky torpedo?
“But what about aircraft carriers?” Sky torpedo boat tender.

Get your mind out of the gutter, cannon boy.

Posting torpedo bait again.

I just wish I could have been in the room when their lawyers explained that labor laws are actually enforced and they have to work with unions.

This reminds me of the beautiful saga of Walmart trying to take over Germany.

Or maybe three Musk tweets.

Not enough air disasters because of woke. Apparently.

You’re all wasting time machines. I want to show Boudrillard a few AI bro posts.

Delicacy or fancy decorative object? Because if you’re selling a bridge, I might sell you a pineapple.

People in South East Asia have been using sugar cane quite a while longer, so I’m willing to trust their judgement.

It’s wild that you don’t know about [LOTR NAME] the developers of [misunderstood Tolkien reference], an AI assisted way to release mold spores via drone.

I am distraught at your lack of confidence in the military’s ability to grow black mold in any environment.

A panel from a comic book. Asterix in Helvetia. A fat man in ornate toga and wearing a laurel crown explains the standard Swiss fondue rules. No reason to go into them, as they are so widely known.

*spreads fingers over beard*

Bit harsh on the phone.

The all licensed shit brick house strikes again.

The male loneliness epidemic is mostly a self-imposed affliction

Crazy? Yeah, crazy cheap. Buy Medihat Fortress and your thoughts are your own.

This is not a medical product. Thoughts may be collected and sold off to the highest bidder.

An inflatable frog costume throwing a sub in the style of Banksy

Anything that doesn’t use sails for power is of the devil. It must be hidden from the sight of god. Like a sea potato.

Boats that float are unnatural.

Why do you fear sinking so much? Are you English?

Freeboard is for cowards and non-swimmers.

Putting that thing on someone with ADHD to blow it up.

Buy now gale later.

It was an accident and I will do it again.

Why though?