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I feel like as a barber the only people you're allowed to be rude to are bald people with no facial hair. Everyone else you should be trying to woo for their sweet sweet hair

Literally what the fuck is going on with barbers over there? Go give someone a bowl cut ya goon

My current job glanced at my resume, said "if you can run a classroom you can obviously do reception work" and hired me on the spot.

It's impossible to say which process makes more sense. Scholars have studied these riddles for centuries.

Last year I applied for two different positions at a school I went to as a kid for 8 years, have volunteered at, and have worked at for several years. Both required a month of off/on interviews. I was encouraged to follow up on the reasons why I was rejected & when I reached out they ghosted me. lol

Every year the trans and dyke marches in Toronto pass by chick-fil-a and every year people chant "fuck you chick-fil-a" and it brings me great joy. Imagine going to chick-fil-a during pride lmao

why is everyone at my job so obsessed with chick-fil-a!!!

The UK is about to ban access to Wikipedia, just remember this bill was originally pitched as a means to protect kids from accessing porn.

that black and white photo of anthony bourdain and the kissinger quote but instead it reads "Once you've seen The Clone Wars (2008) you'll never stop wanting to beat Yoda to death with your bare hands." - Anthony Bourdain

Much of what Trump is doing has roots in the Biden presidency. Biden expanded Trump's China tariffs and didn't re-enter the Iran deal. He pushed for the hiring of 100K police officers. He deported 684K people in 2024 & illegally barred asylum seeking. He backed militarized raids of college campuses.

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I made a little togepi

Babe noooo it has been two days since we talked about getting old and our backs exploding

I'ma pass on that Becca says hi

It's VERY cute and nice. They're very cool

I haven't picked it up yet, but this is the pic I got. I'd off handedly shown the fucked up slowpoke I'm obsessed with and they secretly went out to find one like it 😭

Happy birthday Becca!!!

Person I've been seeing recently surprised me with a fucked up slowpoke plush out of nowhere :)

It's a gift to have such wise insights as "post more pictures of your perfect cat". Not many people could come up with that one

You need to post approximately 6x as many photos of this beautiful angel

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A crude drawing by reddit user MetalGearTom of Anne Shirley from Anne of Green Gables breaking a chalk slate over the head of Frieza from Dragonball Z

Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit

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the Bandcamp preorder page for my music for Char's Ennui is up

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here's a clip from "Still in Sweetwater":

I think we should all find it very, very difficult to live our lives normally considering everything that's going on. Every time you see a Microsoft brand or owned company, it should remind you of this right here. The literal least you can do is not give them your money or free advertising.

For me Im way more likely to be unsure of the day than the month or year. For any sort of storage for long term docs, I want year/month/day because that's a more useful format

I'm sorry to say this as someone who considers you a friend, but you are a monster for letting that disgusting month out of its cage between day and year. But you're valid

No these are valid and correct options. Im usually a day/month/year in numbers person for quick looking, or reverse for organizing because that's what we do at work. Only wrong options are to fucking put that stink nasty month anywhere aside from the middle. Death layout for perverts (derogatory)

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long live the new flesh
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Somewhere in the last year I've become someone who cares deeply about how and in what order the year/month/day is displayed

Also worth noting:

They’re killing the media industry *first*.

Techbros have been very clear that their goal is to put as many people out of work as possible.

This is nothing more or less than an attack by the 1% upon the rest of us that, if left unchecked, will crash the global economy.