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#xenomorph • #potatoarts

i relate to that song where the guy sees a beautiful girl he's not with and gets suicidal it feels like when i look at a picture of food

Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies* Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"

With more people getting the opportunity to play Metal Gear Solid 4, it means more people will understand one of my favorite posts online

new music! my next EP titled "Fishtail" will be out on 6 march 2026 (the next bandcamp friday). five tracks of thundering drums and tremolo guitars, grinding textures and dreamlike forms, and strange atmospheres.

aidanthomastobin.bandcamp.com/album/fishtail

I like my friends

Someone should look into this

back in 2023 i found this inexplicable shirt at a goodwill in columbus ohio. bought it immediately. one of my strongest $5 purchases of all time. its enigmatic origin haunts me, so if anyone from columbus ohio knows what the fuck this shirt is about please hit me up posthaste

This is genuinely insane, I clicked to see the years expecting the low part to be 70s or maybe 90s but its 2015!!!!! The entire anti trans panic is a decade old

tinker tailor soldier guy

Shot on Kodak 400 (pushed to 1600 ISO)

2012, Woolie convenes in a hotel room to come up with his pristine untouchable battle plan when fighting Daigo "The Beast" Umehara in pools

#borzoi

2 hours into a 45-minute recipe

Yeah, I do wish it wasn't just doing The Ubisoft Thing

Genuinely struggling to think of the last time a game was even vaguely caveman coded. Was fucking farcry primal the last gasp?!

Speak that truth babe

nobody makes video games about cavemen any more

Oh ok so that's not just me then. That's a relief!

Just a little pokemon humor for the scald fans in chat

Good news: you're 3 times more likely to be burned by your scalding hot shower than your flamethrower space heater

transition is a choice that anyone can make for any reason, and if I do it because of the Latent Transsexual Genes Lurking In My Head and some other bitch does it because she wants to attract lesbian librarians by bending over in a pencil skirt by the periodicals we are both right to choose it

my politics

listen, from one person-who-has-a-heavily-back-and-yellow-wardrobe to a clown with a black & yellow profile pic:

you're literally so right

Bees and clowns really are natural comrades when you think about it. flower that sprays water? what if it fed a buge and also now it stings ya

its me im bug

Btw I know this is preaching to the choir but reading these stupid high jump rules truly a great example of why dnd is a bad template for anything. If your player is like "can I jump that high" the answer should never be "let's compare the height of the wall in feet to blablabla"

Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

It's straight into the pizza blender with you, champ!

Sorry for this terrible post folks. The intern responsible has been sacked.

The message they were supposed to send was "kiss me like one of your flesh pizzas"

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