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Neurotypical people are fucking exhausting

The House approved $880 BILLION in cuts to Medicaid over the next decade. The GOP needs Jesus — not the gun-toting, blue-eyed Jesus that America created. The GOP needs the OG Jesus, the one who fed the poor & healed the sick.

Why is JKR so OBSESSED with other people’s gender and sexuality? Leave people alone and work on your own shit.

I didn’t fuck around, so why am I having to find out?

Two part photo: On the top is a small, screech owl sitting on a branch with young leaves. The background is blurred and shades of orange & green. Beneath the owl is the text “It’s Spring!” The photo below is that of a screech owl sitting on a snow covered branch. The owl has snow on his head and face. It is snowing heavily. Underneath the owl is the text “Nope”.

Happy Spring Equinox!
Now, could someone please let Michigan know that it’s officially spring & that snow is no longer appropriate weather. 🤪

I really hope Target gets their shit together and brings back their DEI programs. Boycotting them is saving me money, but I really miss shopping there. 🥺

It amazes me that some people are able to quiet their mind. I walk around with a constant soundtrack. Today Pink Pony Club and Here Comes The Sun are playing on loop in my brain.

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

Russia can stop the war any time by leaving Ukrainian land.

Sign of the day…

Pass it on.
#StandWithUkraine

"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."

Reminder: tomorrow is the economic blackout!
Get your shopping done tonight. Fill up your car tonight.
Hit them where it hurts: their wallet

I miss Borders

Hit them where it hurts: their wallets. Don’t shop on February 28th!

I removed my dad as one of the emergency contacts in my phone today. It’s taken me six months to do that. I still can’t bring myself to delete his number from my phone, even though it’s no longer his.

Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.

I am on antidepressants. They provide my brain with the chemicals it doesn’t adequately make on its own. Antidepressants save lives — they have saved mine.
Call your Dr if you’re on antidepressants, mood stabilizers, ADHD meds & get your refills. Make a plan in case you lose access to them.

My daughter does NOT want to see Captain America: Brave New World. I have failed as a geeky parent.

@actualmaggiemay.bsky.social what do you have? What do you hate about it?

Book?

Dear car sales people: the car is for me. Talk to me. Not my spouse. Me. Fucking misogyny.

Car shopping is the worst!
I don’t wanna! Adulting sucks. Someone come save me from this. 😭

Seeds? Like flowers and vegetables? Goodness! Where are you that people are planting already? The ground is still frozen solid here in Michigan!

I just stress-shopped at #Ulta.
How’s your day going?

Art of David Tennant with caption “Fuck off and let people be”

In regards to the latest executive order. #transrightsarehumanrights

A dilute calico cat with yellow eyes is lying on a fluffy light pink blanket, directly facing the camera. In her paws is a soft, fox toy.

Today* calls for cat snuggles.

*everyday for the foreseeable future

#EdalynPawthorne #CalicoCat #CatsofBluesky

Square photo of a Build a Bear Mothman wearing a black t-shirt that says “Romantasy Book Club” and a pair of jeans. In front of the Mothman stuffie are 2 books: in the forefront a hardcover copy of Legends & Lattes by Travis Baldree and behind a hardcover copy of Bookshops & Bonedust, also by Travis Baldree.

Oh happy mail day!!
#Build-A-Bear #Mothman #Legends&Lattes #Bookshops&Bonedust #TravisBaldree

Can you spare a minute to help Naarah Sampson? Protect the Porkies, Protect Lake Superior— Stop the Copperwood Mine!

Please take a minute to sign & help protect Lake Superior & Michigans stunning Porcupine Mountains Wilderness from a wasteful copper mine