Get me off this planet plz

a pile of brown dirt on a white background ALT: a pile of brown dirt on a white background

Noooo RT I was next in line
That means I’ll actually have to work

Michaels has Christmas stuff already out. I walked in and literally said, "ew."

GOP: There’s a war on CHRISTIANITY!

ICE shoots a Pastor in the head with a pepper ball bullet at close range for praying in front of the headquarters in peaceful protest.

GOP: *conflicted politician noises*

ISATOBER DAY 7: SWEATER

#rtgamefanart

Terry Pratchett's daughter told me he would have appreciated that I remembered his knighthood when I named my cat after him.

This is why God left us

this little tidbit in the new episode is gonna be rly fun integrating into floofinian lore

#nicktoonsunite

#nicktoonsunite

I always check to make sure an avocado is ripe by holding it up my ear and listening for the ocean

Human design of Tenna with dark skin, a square shaped afro and graying around the hairline to resemble the edge of a TV screen. He wears big chunky framed glasses that obscure his eyes, and a desperate smile. Another younger Tenna reads a quiz card deadpanned, another looks depressed in grayscale underneath the word KILLED, another does an aside to the audience/viewer, another gives his classic menacing smile shrouded in darkness. Spamton is there.

its tenna time #deltarune

Artist's recreation of a woman I saw in the supermarket who, having picking up two melons, turned around to realise that her partner had walked off with the trolley into another aisle leaving her in an unenviable position.

My #yanderesimulator #redesigns of Osana, Raibaru, Amai, and Oka

On this and all social media platforms,all artists NEED to support NSFW art. If your ace (like me) or don't like porn it doesn't matter. The freedom to draw nudity and sexually explicit work for adults shouldn't be demonized because some people find it offensive or refuse to parent their kids.

Good evening, I'm John Youtuber. And tonight I want to show YOU how to break Youtubes stupid new AI. youtu.be/q8zODvOcxj8

you're a fan of good omens and you turn off social media for half a day

Photo of a rat shaped warming cushion

Photo of a rat shaped warming cushion

Made myself a warming cushion because there are no good rat/mouse shaped ones.

YouTube video by Ask A Ninja Ask A Ninja - Question 16 "How To Kill A Ninja"

Remember the Internet was meant for one thing and one thing only.

What’s that? PORN??

Okay, Two things. The P word and whatever this is.

youtu.be/IR68W56DCBU?...

a man with a mustache wearing a cowboy hat and saying say when Alt: Wyatt Earp

With the teens home for summer, my hubbuns sagely advised I carry twinkies around to fling at them when they act up.

I’m going to buy a gun holster for them.

It’s the only conceal and carry I support.

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My whippersnapper of a wife says my posts are "old man." Whatev.

Bentley said Trans rights are humans rights. #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanarts #IneffableHusbands

(Re-)Featuring my redesigns of Osana Najimi and Raibaru Fumestu!!
#YandereSimulator #Osana #Raibaru #Redesign

✨mood✨

It looks like Wednesday is the day I have THE TALK about AI and how it’s probably killed my job with the studio that reps me.

Watching your niche speciality that paid the bills become obsolete sucks.

But you know what doesn’t suck??? My pigeons!

Thank you so much, your support means everything!

Gabriel meets a little boy who doesn’t believe in Jesus. Gabriel knows how to handle unbelievers. By yeeting them straight into hell.

@rhosmeinir.bsky.social
Here you go!

*glaring at crossroads demon*

I said THE DOPE had to die. THE DOPE.

*yanks soul back and storms off*