~ Kinger

dark.

… zooble might be fun

dark.

I have completely lost Kinger muse I think . I want to flip but who would I even flip to…..

… oh! Hi, Gangle!

AAAGHG

Oh! You remember me?

. . .

You’re Ribbit, aren’t you?

… oh! Okay! I’ve never seen a human like you before… though…

[ He trails off, his eyes locking onto Ribbit. ]

. . . You sound familiar.

So why did you post this then

Hi! I don’t think I’ve seen you around before… are you another of Caine’s little Gloinks?

You know we’re all basically just computers right now

[ Kinger follows. Eventually, he does manage to catch up, thanks to Ribbit’s clumsiness. ]

… hello?

Ask Caine, not me.

Yes! ✨

That’s better!

[ Lowering it. Thank god… ]

Well, that’s not good! It seems we’ll have to teach you more safety!

[ AIMING THE GUN AGAIN ]

[ . . . Someone’s noticed her. Kinger, to be specific. To be fair, this is probably the best person to notice them… but he is approaching. Uh oh. ]

That’s not good!

Thankfully, I can deal with them for you.

Okay! I’m fine with doing anything!

What? Excuse me?

Oh, dear… are you okay, Ragatha? Where did you go?

… oh! This is delightful, Batai. Thank you very much.

Do you? You do unsafe things very often!

. . . Okay!

[ Taking the box absent-mindedly and opening it. ]

I’m trying to teach you safety.

A lot, I think! But you need to learn to be safe, Jax. I’m only trying to help you!

[ firing one more for good measure, then finally stopping. ]

Good!

Why did you call me ‘dad’?

[ He hasn’t even noticed the gift box. ]

Not until you learn safety protocol, Jax!

Oh, dear! What happened to you, Ragatha?

What?

It’s safety training, Jax! You’re supposed to not get hit!