L I Z Z Y (normal again)

My therapist and I were accidentally twinning in matching flannels today, a baddie can only be treated by another baddie

My cat sneezed on my pizza :(

Just realized the collagen powder I’ve been taking to look hot and young has been negating my antidepressants so that’s why I’ve been crying everyday for 6 weeks 😊

digital art. a crying cat looking at a cheeseburger on a table in front of them

cat

Just found out I have a co-worker who is a Big Brother Super Fan 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 finally someone who understands me

If you look under the Oddity category on eBay, it’s mostly taxidermy mice dressed in different outfits

Dude idk what I was thinking buying shrimp cocktail as a Super Bowl treat with two cats in the apartment I am not feeling safe rn

Sometimes i remember my cat used to live in a wall and start crying

He’s limiting her potential

My husband is upset all because I left a knife on the floor 🙄

Wamade Worrible? Flip it around... Micked Mitch!!!!

#wicked

Ladies love naps

What if they made another Paddington movie but they called it “Bad Paddington” and he was mean 😭😭😭

Omg I really hope they don’t do that

I mean, it was right there!

What if it was “Wicked 2 in Malibu”

Right?????????

Why does tiktok show me the saddest content when I’m pmsing

How many old cats do I have to scroll by before I learn to put my phone down

I saw a video of an old bird and I started crying

Coming home with 2 diaries I filled out when I was elementary school let me tell you guys I had A LOT to say

Day 1 of thanksgiving week and I’m getting wine drunk with my parents

I actually could believe it wasn’t butter, I just didn’t say anything bc I didn’t want to ruin the vibe

I have a tummy ache will someone bring me saltines and ginger ale pls

Has anyone here ever heard of The Office?

I feel like I should just go back to tumblr

One thing about me is I’m gonna be sleepy

Another post about grief tee hee hee

I don’t want Halloween to be over bc I don’t want to look at the holiday season without her in it.
I feel like used to do the holidays just to make her happy now there’s this big hole in the calendar that I just want to get past

Relatable content

My favorite tiktok trend rn are all the cunty fan cams of the conjuring movies i have to watch all of them

My cat keeps crawling into the inside of the couch and eating pieces of the inside of the couch and then throwing up pieces of the inside of the couch please I’m begging you stop going inside of the couch

Confused by the person who writes/talks like that but also wants a lava lamp