jimmy j

couch rotting and phone playing is now

Autocorrect tryna censor me so I put it in caps

You bring your dog into a crowded bar and then you let it fart endlessly? KYS

IT’S FINALLY FRIDAY WE SEE NANCY, SLUGGO AND TWO OF THIER FRIENDS FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD HAPPILY DANCING IN A STRAIGHT LINE, AND DOING A HIGH KICK IN UNISON.

IT’S FINALLY FRIDAY

This was about ordering $25 worth of Burger King at 11pm

Do not be sorry, be fierce!

Not in a film bro way, just in a wasn’t that fun i love movies way

I just wanna talk about Bugonia!!!

Couch rotting and Potomac 😍

It’s bleak…

All

All bricked up with nowhere to go

naturally read this as “fair trade, honeyyy”

Video Phone should be as big a hit as Telephone but life isn’t fair I guess

this is good

hot people, say less

a family is posing for a picture in a room with a man and woman standing next to each other . ALT: a family is posing for a picture in a room with a man and woman standing next to each other .

*whispering*….. takeyourshoesoff!

bad bunny looks so good on snl i’m about to whip it out on god

lady trump barlow

the devil works hard but corn in my digestive system works harder

not hungover on a saturday oh baby

When I go to Heaven this is the first question I’m asking Jesus

First thing I did when I walked in 🙏 They called the police

we need less pairs of men with neck beards talking about filmés in here

sighing with relief every time a woman walks into this paul thomas anderson screening

extra points for taylor’s mom stealing her wig

whoever did wigs for season 2 of secret lives of mormon lives deserves a RAISE

She invented the Disney khia asylum

no it’s true it’s true