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Creative person + demolitions expert.

28 Followers  |  25 Following  |  98 Posts  |  Joined: 28.11.2023  |  2.0799

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My wall is naked and it’s making everyone uncomfortable.

In other words… I’m looking for local artists who sell prints, posters, or even questionable life advice cleverly disguised as art.

I have an empty wall I wish to add some cool art to. If you have a suggestion, please share!

23.07.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m here for the madness.

22.07.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The background is a Russian flag? 😜

22.07.2025 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will miss his keen fashion sense.

13.07.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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After being stuck inside for days nursing a concussion I can’t help thinking about the longterm effects…

12.07.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like an auctioneer all of a sudden. Do I hear 9? 9 goalies??? Going once, going twice….

11.07.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Sportsnet! You suck!

I would love to hear this as a chant at a game. Not that I will see that game streamed online or anything…

11.07.2025 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did you ever have Birgitta Pollanen as either an instructor in school or coworker at any point? Her backgrounds were so much fun…

08.07.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Canuck heritage moment? ;)

Unfortunate as I really liked having this guy around. Hope he does well.

02.07.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m going far off script and saying Saskatoon, the former future home of the Blues.

Or, if we want to choose chaos… I’d say Surrey. It has roughly the same population as Quebec City, but I can take transit there.

29.06.2025 06:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Shoresy?

24.06.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teenage me living in Abby would have been through the goddamned roof. #canucks

24.06.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So, this is kinda rad…

23.06.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sticking with my somewhat recent human mirror glitch with Danny Pudi - awkward left/right/left sidewalk shuffling while trying to dodge each other on the seawall.

13.06.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This town needs more accordions. Hell… make it a movement, accordions for civil accountability.

12.06.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This. Sucks. β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή

12.06.2025 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I KNOW!

(It was someone practicing in their apartment.)

12.06.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking news: my neighbourhood apparently now has an opera woman.

12.06.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This. Would. Be. Fun.

23.05.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The owl! Do you know where the nest is? This is one half of a mating pair in the area… a tree close by has a few babies in it.

And why do I know this? Birding, like age, sneaks up real quick.

12.05.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He was banking holiday time for this year.

16.04.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right, but the real question here is did Tyler do the Hip Flip?

11.04.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s best you don’t know.

09.04.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, but can you reframe this post in the form of a tragedy (personal or public) and explain what that experience taught you about B2B sales?

09.04.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh god no… the cobra chickens are back.

My wife and this feathered felon got beef.

09.04.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.

It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis.

It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in aβ€”

02.04.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 26797    πŸ” 8484    πŸ’¬ 425    πŸ“Œ 690

BC political reporting is so back.

25.03.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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YESSSSS

24.03.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Understandable. 😜😎

16.03.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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…dude.

16.03.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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