My notifications are about to be flooded by people who need to tell me that one travelling Titanic exhibit is coming back to Sydney. I’ve seen it. I may see it again. Thank you for knowing me and loving me.

!!!A professional author!!!

ATE !!!

It happened to me: my daughter has fully locked in on Frozen.

If there is a former theatre kid in your life they have definitely either watched Sam Mendes Cabaret this week or deep-dived on modern bootleg clips via TT. The algorithm comes for us all.

a woman in a black and white striped shirt is reaching for a microwave ALT: a woman in a black and white striped shirt is reaching for a microwave

Getting upset at myself for not writing anything in months and then opening my drafts folder like

Anyway, here are my top four books that I read in 2024

Sorry I wrote one 6 line poem that featured seven birds ✌🏻🦜

I intended on doing a lot of writing this holiday break and so naturally I have done NO writing

When no one else will…

Oh

No shut up when your toddler tells you ‘good job’ for doing a chore and you know it’s because you tell her ‘good job’ all the time and she thinks it’s just something you say when someone completes a task I love her so much 😭😭😭

Not posting Spotify Wrapped because it makes you look boring is actually very mature

Starting a poem and instantly getting mad at myself for coming up with a concept I don’t have the skill to follow through on 😠

My next book is about the anxious hunger that grew in my mother’s bones and passed to me through her bedroom mirror and how I fear the passing of it to my daughter and also birds that are cool.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie

Sometimes I write an email to send to myself in the future and I want y’all to share in the vibes 2023 Amy sent to me today

“Here is a very normal tiny indie press deal with minimal promises and low pressure on you to commit to anything.”
Me: *high pitched whine*

I’m in ~discussions~ re some writing news and i’m still so scared that I’m being scammed. I haven’t figured out how yet but I know that I am a dumb-dumb who writes very average poems so surely something is going on.

That’s so sweet!

*takes painkillers/anti-nausea meds after 5 days of being seriously unwell* wow, I feel so much better. It must be because I was faking the whole thing for attention and I’m a bad person ☺️💕

Is this a safe space to post rough scribbles whilst I wait for my test results to come back?

Perhaps! (Also !!!Stairs!!!)

Anyway, I’m trying out this app and also I fainted and hit my head on my way into work today and whenever someone asks how I feel I say ‘oh, the way you usually feel when you have fainted’ and thus etc

Zeke: I would say the majority of people our age have never fainted
Me: well now that can’t possibly be true

From the way people have been reacting to me today, I’m beginning to suspect nobody else went through a ‘fainting-for-no-reason’ phase in their teens